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heathers shayid au youre welcome

the way I have a shayid high school AU concept in my drafts but...... this is even better. shannon as the pseudo popular girl who has grown tired of her friends being such assholes all the time....... and sayid as the mysterious misanthropic outcast......... oh this tea...... and they team up to mentally "torture" and frame these people's suicides and they're like...... other island characters. Sawyer and Kate and Jack and Sun and Nikki and Paulo...... (Jack and Sawyer specifically the famed homosexuals).

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Do you have an account on TV Tropes?

no but i should… that website makes me irrationally angry

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we need more freaky shayid fics on ao3 you guys and I dont just mean smut. I think they should tie someone up and torture them for the couple bonding experience and I think it should be boone.

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Lost S1E12 Whatever the Case May Be.  Sayid Jarrah&Shannon Rutherford '' Can you at least try? ''

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we need more freaky shayid fics on ao3 you guys and I dont just mean smut. I think they should tie someone up and torture them for the couple bonding experience and I think it should be boone.

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a good ship is always improved by having at least one other random character who is so so fucking mad that the ship is happening and is either seething about it or actively trying to break them up. i see the appeal of "everyone else played matchmaker and they're all cheering to see the ship holding hands!!" but i need at least one character, with any motivation, to be the world's pettiest hater about it come hell or high water. bonus points if the beef is completely onesided and they still get warmly invited to the wedding anyway

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dev patel and naveen andrews fighting to the death to be the sexiest man in the world. five minutes in they truce and start making out instead

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i think it would’ve been really interesting if in s6 of lost we’d been able to get sawyer and sayid having a meaningful conversation where they bonded over their grief and shared experience of the island taking away the women they love. i think there could have been something meaningful there that showed growth especially on sawyer’s part and also allowed them to connect in a way they never really did before. but no the writers decided s6 was time to fuck everything up

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If you are ever having a no good very bad day/week/month and you feel like nothing ever goes right just remember this: it could be worse. You could be a female character on Lost.

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sayid is for the lesbians because lesbians love milfs and you know who else loves milfs………..

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reading your posts from today is like getting shot point blank in the brain

deserved for being a sayid stan 💔 he’s the worst and you’re being an apologist for torture, murder and preying on girls who can’t even legally drink. how could you?

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you guys should send me more sayid hate on anon because its funny

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sayid is such an apathetic character and that really bugs me about him. its just. hes so uncaring. he doesnt care about how much pain hes caused. even when he tries to feel love its so apathetic and surface level. he never brings up shannon again did he even care??? i get you like him but i cant get behind his character im sorry :(

you know what you’re so right actually why DIDNT he bring up shannon he’s so selfish and he was obviously only into her because he was attracted to her (she was 21 btw like BARELY and he was almost 40 its giving pedo) he shows time and time again just how shallow he is because of all the women on the island he went after the youngest, thinnest blonde girl he could find and immediately tried to sleep with her all while he was in love with somebody else. He has such a whore/madonna complex tbh because of course he married and loved the sensible and pure nadia more than shannon (who he was always calling a slut lowkey? making comments about her sex life before the island… he was weird) and he was using her for sex because he didn’t think they were going to leave the island. and i know people romanticise the way he looks at her but personally it gives me the ick like he’s obviously sexualising her when she’s like barely legal and half his age. she’s a victim and she deserves so much better. idk why he has so many fans

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new anon hate idea: anon horribly misinterpreting their favorite character