sayjohnshennanigans

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When he hasn’t been back to the flat in like four months but has left food in his room for that long

#tasty

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When the never does his own shopping he gets his mum to order it for him so he doesn’t have to leave

#adulting

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When you super like him in tinder for a joke but he takes it seriously

# where’sthering

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When he says he’s attracted to Aphrodite because the statute had no arms

Also he wants to sleep with a mermaid

#partofyourworld

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When he says one of his biggest fetishes is women milking themselves so you buy a cow top

#mooo

#milkme

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When he has a 300 pound wok but has never used it

#wannashare

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When he puts cheese in the freezer then decides to defrost it in a panini press

#cheesy

#whyisitmelting

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When he makes you take a photo of him next to his anime poster for his tinder

#swiperight

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When I’ve only ever seen him wear one outfit the whole time I’ve lived here

#fashion

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When his whole personality trait is he has a drafty room

#howcold

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When flats in our building flood and a drip of water comes from our boiler

#getatowel

#everyonepanic

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When he never walks down our corridor to the kitchen he only runs

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When his go to conversation when I have my friends over is his sex life and fetishes

#theylefttheparty

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When he doesn’t know how to cook so lives off birds eye chicken

#gordonramseyready

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When he eats a fish finger the weirdest way ever seen to Humanity

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When he compliments your makeup but is solidly staring at your boobs

#yourmakeupissonice

#wasntactuallywearingmakeup

[sayjohnshennanigans]

When you never drink but act drunk every time your flatmates are drunk

#drunkbyosmosis