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So recently I’ve been watching The X-Files as a side project of sorts to my SVU binge. But there’s just one problem. Whenever I switch from X-Files to SVU, my brain muddles the two together and it’s like:
SVU: “The victim was r*ped and then strangled to death.”
Me: “COULD IT BE ALIENS???”
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The two most dramatic words in all of SVU:
“Nothing further.”
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LIVVIE LOVE APPEARED IN THE DOORWAY AND MY DAY WAS FIXED!!! LIVVIEEEEEE *kicks feet and giggles and twirls hair*
I’m 10 minutes into Fat (S7E20) and I’m already begging and pleading for Liv to come back. LIVVIE LOVE I MISS YOU
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I’m 10 minutes into Fat (S7E20) and I’m already begging and pleading for Liv to come back. LIVVIE LOVE I MISS YOU
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SVU typo watch: Sing Sing is in Ossining, not Ossing. Ossing is not a place that exists. Whoops!

(S7E19)
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*throws dart* transgender operations on *spins wheel* illegal aliens *consults ouija board* in prison
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it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game
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The feminine urge to chant “KISS KISS KISS” every time one of the detectives gets uncomfortably close to the perp’s face during interrogation 🦅
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love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in
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Stabler, babe, I love you but you are a terrorist a criminal you should be in jail
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Liv calling Elliot’s kids to come to the precinct and surprise him for his birthday 😭 I love the Stablers so much.
(S6E11)
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MALLOYSICAL GIRLIES RISE. THREE HOUSES CAST RECORDING KICKSTARTER JUST DROPPED.
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Happy late birthday!!!

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
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SVU drinking game: Take a shot every time Stabler commits an act of police brutality
*alcohol poisoning intensifies*
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me listening to a musical about the most terrible heartwrenching tragic fucked up shit to ever exist

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