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"Duh! What, did you think we were gonna summon some teenager to go fight the Huge Battle Between Immortals™️??"

"......."

“You guys made a mistake in your summoning ritual.” “Nonsense! There’s no error here, you’re the chosen hero!” “….You all realize I’m a god right?”

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i tried it and

lmk what it's giving cus i can't tell

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yk when i first started mp100 i didn't get the hype around reigen but now. now it's like. i understand. there is no sane reigen fan and i am certainly not changing that!!! i want to throw him in a blender smash his head in with a hammer and impregnate him

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i love how every time you get to know one of mob's beliefs there's a backstory with reigen involved- like yes he is a fraud AND a really really great guy. but also doesn't know where to draw the line. but also amazing. he's the hottest anime woman indeed

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Is Sokka the only person that Zuko doesn't betray or act generally awful to after said person tries to either be his friend, help him in some way, or show him genuine kindness and empathy? I can't think of a single other person in his life that tries to be nice to him and he doesn't spit in their face for it. His mom i guess?

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concept:

a ghost hunter who's getting perpetually stalked by a ghost ..who also is very intrigued in finding whatever this guy is hunting for

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i love the parallels between matt/trey and kyle/stan whether they're canon or not

did you guys hear about the new candidate (twt)

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how do you expect a literal child to be a prince charming to another fifth grader 😭 [coming from a style shipper btw like this isn't even biased]

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but like. myself is 3/10. would not recommend

remember to take good care of yourself because that's literally your self dude. like that's you

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i need this. u need this. go do this.

HEY WRITER 🫵

Open up a random writing project you have in the works and add one word

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YES OMG YES

(Spoken as someone who is in unfortunate possession of a lot of South Park knowledge from 2011) The whole South Park v. Trump thing is hilariously coherent, to me, both in it happening and in MAGA acting like this is a betrayal they could not possibly have seen coming.

The most important thing to understand about South Park is its identity does not align with any one political group. Its identity is a rabid hatred of censorship.

South Park, at the end of the day, wants to line up a bunch of idiots representing all sides and say Absolutely Anything about them. The show itself strikes a "Caring is Cringe" Enlightened Centrism by making sure you see that everyone who cares on either side is an idiot.

But. And this is important too: They do it in a way that can honeypot just about anyone into thinking they're the ones being agreed with.

This is because the bullet spray of mockery hits all targets. And you can, without much stretch, assign a character who is probably in the right, right? The show creators thought so too, right? This character is the least idiot.

So many plots are structured around Kyle (one of the main boys, the progressive one) taking some stance of compassion and anger over a social issue, to then be absolutely dicked around by Cartman (who needs no introduction.)

And it's actually so very easy to have two people watch the same episode and have one person conclude "Obviously Kyle was in the right. And he's getting dicked around by Cartman who sucks." while the other person concludes "Hahaha stupid Kyle with his bleeding-heart liberal BS. Cartman is so funny and awesome."

If Kyle says "I support the environment" and then spends the whole episode getting tormented for it: it's because this is righteous narrative comeuppance for a bleeding-heart idiot stance, or this is actually representing the tortured reality of being the only smart compassionate person in a world of cruel idiots. It's both. It's neither. It's clown nose honking.

Everyone is an idiot. Every side is full of idiots. So when an idiot character says, "I support gay rights", the audience can say either "South Park said gay rights!" or "South Park made fun of the idiot who said 'Gay rights'." with equal conviction.

Now--with no real political convictions and beliefs--South Park does have plenty of episodes that assign a winner. They will shoot down whoever they find most annoying. And they will shoot down whoever is trying to tell them what they can and cannot say.

And, while this is where my knowledge is about ~14 years out of date, I'm going to make the safe assumption that "You can't say that, because Woke" has been a constant target of the last maybe half-decade.

Okay, now with that context:

It is entirely unsurprising of me to think South Park has (or had) an enormous swath of alt-right, conservative, MAGA fans who think South Park is their show. They can watch every politically non-committal episode and say "Cartman is so cool and awesome. Kyle is a whiny little bitch." And they can watch every committal "We hate Woke for telling us what we can't say" episode, and happily conclude South Park is on their side.

But back to the thesis: South Park hates censorship. South Park hates censorship so much more than they could possibly care about any one political party.

And, the fact that Trump is lashing out with threats, blackmail, and every political cudgel he has to make people stop talking--that's already going to get you on South Park's shitlist.

But it got so much worse: because a sister-show on South Park's network (The Colbert Show) is being canceled as an appeasement to Trump. By the network hosting both IPs.

And Canceling a show for saying something politically unsavory is the worst possible offense, according to South Park.

There is no worse sin.

I hope South Park spends the entire season biting Trump's dick off.

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i think my favorite form of fanart is when artists create the teenage versions of characters who were children in the og source-

like yes draw those homemade patches on mabel's jeans and you should totally give kyle glasses and stan bleached hair to mirror their creators YES

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woah!!

i just went to cool town and they said they knew u

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brians wya

daily reminder to drink some wa-

hold on.

Post canceled.

is it anyone on tumblr named Brian?

is there anyone logged in right now who has the name Brian

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i'd like to imagine i taste like battery acid [ like the kind ppl make by mixing monster, sprite, sour patch, gummies, etc. ]

woah you're gender fluid? that's so cool. *drinks u

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i am very corny and insufferable screw you sugarcubelover

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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