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Incredible power move to make one of the most beloved crpgs ever made using a modified dnd 5e system, make a ton of money and shit on most AAA game studios in the process, then say “cool. Anyway fuck dnd 5e and wizzards of the coast. We’re doing our own thing now.”
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me: who's been a good girl?
my medieval puppygirl gf Brunhilda: tis I, my liege!! tis i!!!
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so many astarion mods scare me so bad. What the hell are you doing to him in there
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I love that Abdirak just hits the bricks when you attack the goblin camp. He's like I'm not killing the best sub I've had in years for these subpar torturers. Goodbye.
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rat boy?! i resent that! /bites u
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shame he only shows up like once...
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my favourite underrated thing about ketheric thorm is how petty he is. truly out there mocking durge on their lobotomy+amnesia combo and calling a 35+ yo man young gortash just for the sake of flexing his older more experienced man status
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Things that endlessly amuse me #43
Isobel being actually pretty damn small, especially next to Ezra
#she only just comes up to his shoulder#he could use her as a headrest#isobel thorm#ezra the monk#screencaps#i need to actually go back someday and finish act with ez#i havent touched the game since feb#i need to see if ezra is the same height as aylin or shorter#i imagine just a little bit shorter but you never know
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。。，。，。。。
#little hand held malus has no right to be as cute as it is 💜#other people's art#malus thorm#gerringothe thorm
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“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot
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Had a bug where my party just stared at this man in disgust for a solid minute
#this is still the funniest thing ever#video#isobel thorm#and company#and the man with the worlds worst vibes it seems
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ISOBEL THORM IN BALDUR’S GATE 3
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Me to my draft: You are a oneshot.
The draft: Wrong. I am the pilot chapter of a multichapter fic that you do not have the bandwidth to take on, but will haunt your every waking thought anyway.
#me looking at ezra and malus#i was going to write a one maybe two shot with a few flashbacks#havent written that but i have drafted two thirds of a nearly 28 chap fic formed from the flashbacks#so.. yknow
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writing something with two characters who use the same pronouns and fighting to balance using names vs using pronouns in a way that's both smooth to read and easy to comprehend
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If I manage to make a beautiful color version, then I will post the work separately.
#i mean who could say no to malus#other people's art#malus thorm#im looking respectfully and all those other lies 💜
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Dreaming of happiness is so funny when everything in life is decided, When, like water over and over again, you spill someone's blood.
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