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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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homestuck if it was written by vivziepop

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Sentryagent WIP

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cult!AU so, first I watched Under the Banner of Heaven, then I watched We Are What We Are, then Salem’s Lot, then The Starling girl…and then I saw THIS post, aaaaand here we are

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I cough because of cancerous tumor in my throat. I get cancerous tumor removed. No more cough right? Wrong. I cough because of summer allergies now. Give me a fucking BREEEAAAAAAAAKKK

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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I think we need to appreciate this part of Brennan Lee Mulligan's WIRED interview a lot more:

"The evangelical right in this country needs to manufacture outrage to hold onto its voting block. [The satanic panic about DnD] was arbitrary, as the targets of their outrage always are. Fight the power."

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Me anytime I get into a new ship: Oh my god... what if they were cowboys that lived in the south

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the lab couch ™

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sorry i'm bricked ( so is john ! )

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Fully almost reblogged that last post with the tag #bob walker, they are married in my brain now 🙂‍↕️

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Thunderbolts* The New Avengers (2025) Dir. Jake Schreier

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I can tell if a bug has a troubled past

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CITY OF ANGELS

Donald Trump has authorized 2,000 National Guard troops to be used against protesters, whose goal was to put a stop to ICE's kidnapping raids.

Being undocumented is not a criminal offense in the United States of America.

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a different feeling...

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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

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Bob having a normal one about the dress