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This image from the silksong reddit is killing me

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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

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Fun tumblr trivia!

If someone starts a post with something along the lines of "if you are the type of a person who" and then lists a very distinct and specific assortment of traits and features that a person can have, and ends the post in "then fuck you", "I hate you", etc, the post is directed to people who do ALL OF THE LISTED THINGS, not just one or two. Unless you do EVERY SINGLE ONE of the things that are mentioned in the post, then that post is NOT ADDRESSING YOU. It is not a list of random things that people might do that OP hates, and it is NOT necessary for you to ask OP if they still have a problem with you if you use dandruff shampoo but don't do any of the other 9 pointers of the 10-point list.

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em dash = AI is so crazy to me. the em dash is my best friend. i couldn’t stop using her if i tried — and i would never try because i love her.

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"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked my local iterator and he gave me the ability to understand his words and told me to kill myself

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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In this museum:

Before you enter the exhibit, vote in this display on what you think the cause of the Civil War was! Economics?? Slavery?? States rights? Don’t know??

Immediately after the next door, in huge letters: HOW SLAVERY CAUSED THE CIVIL WAR

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heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

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A little advice from someone studying extremist groups: if you’re in a social media environment where the daily ubiquitous message is that you have no hope of any kind of future and you can’t possibly achieve anything without a violent overthrow of society, you’re being radicalized, and not in the good way.

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what a dandy crown 🌼🌻

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Man, the state of American truck breeding has gotten so unethical. They’re so far removed from their working breed roots on top of that most truck owners do not need a working breed. Trucks used to be powerful but sleek. Now they’re just heft to no purpose.

The older lines were able to lift huge loads without superfluous bulk. They were also easier to load and unload with low beds. The new lines are so tall that getting them loaded is actually harder.

Not to mention temperament has gotten way out of hand. Trucks used to be incredibly docile- for such a large automotive a good disposition was paramount to the breed. But the current lines are unacceptably territorial, making them a danger to other cars around them.

The very tall hoods also pose a real risk to their handlers and pedestrians, I think the trucks get skittish about how little visibility they have and act out which is unfair to them and those they threaten out of fear.

I just wish people would think before pushing for unreasonable breed standards. They’re definitely falling into form over function and it’s such a shame.

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woke up dehydrated and deliriously thought "i need to call my senator about this." notably im not american i don't have a senator but even if i did what's he gonna do, deliver fresh water straight to my mouth? make the sun be less warm?