scaredy-snax
scaredy-snax
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A trash blog with nothing better to do but shit post and spread the word yo. They/Them
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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u know what they say abt big hands 😳
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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Will you burn with me for the rest of my life?
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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“hyacinthus is okay because: when he smiled the world lit up and his eyes were always golden, like happiness. and his hands were warm and he laughed like a song, and in the field they could pick the sunniest flowers and kiss and kiss until he lost his head. (he held that disc in his hands for a long time, after. the wind touseled his hair and laughed at him, and he wanted to scream.) cyparissus is okay because: his hair always glittered in the goldlight and his mouth curved just like his bow, it was so endearing, and yet he towered and shone and shone like the god he was. he breathed words shaped from light itself. he always knew what to say, with music notes dancing from his lips, with prose, spilling from his smile; always what to say, all up until he didn’t. and he wasted away. (he sees stags in the woods sometimes that could have blossoms wrapped ‘round the antlers, but they never do. he wishes they did.) icarus is okay because: it was every touch and word and promise that always kept him dreaming, and he saw sunlight in his teeth. he was all golds and yellows and he felt like a fire when they touched. he had been drowning anyway, with him, but then, it had been something else that filled his lungs, and splashed his skin, instead of ocean and wax. (and for a while afterwards, he stared up at birds and thought about how they never worry about falling, either. the divine healer felt sick.) and apollo is okay because: he isn’t. he collects lovers like tombstones and hopes that the next will, at least, die in peace. guilt is unbecoming of a god.”
— of lovers and bloodstains and sun gods // a.t.
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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So I see a lot of Disney...
and Mei being used for the Hong Kong protests, which is great! But if you really want to hit China where it hurts
Use Hello Kitty
She is a big part of Chinese culture. Banning her would be bad for them. They have an Amusement Park dedicated to her.
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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everything will fall into place, you just gotta be patient.
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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Wonder Woman would probably be so heartbroken if she heard there were people who thought her feminism was trans-exclusionary
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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How to Fall Asleep In Their Arms
Calm down, this is a peaceful and relaxing setting. No need to worry.
Don’t forget to breathe, this is important, you don’t want to seem dead. It might worry them.
Listen to their heartbeat, yours will sync up with it sooner or later. This will calm you even more.
Pay attention to their breathing, like the heartbeats, yours will sync with theirs at some point.
Get comfortable, they love you and wouldn’t let anything hurt you. You’re safe here.
Shut your eyes. You don’t need to see what’s going on in the world anymore. You’re safe here.
Try to tune out the background noise around you. Nothing else in the world matters aside from the two of you in this moment. You’re safe here.
Drift off to sleep. They’ve got you, you’ll be fine. You’re safe here.
Don’t wake up. You don’t need to leave. You’re safe here.
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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I DONT EVEN PLAY OW ANYMORE AND I WANT TO PLAY FOR THIS SKIN ALONE????
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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Eudaemonia argus
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Why are we silent???
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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A very curious octopus.
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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When you roll a nat 20 dexterity save against an attack:
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Gif by @gifsme
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Feel like wildly uninformed men are trying to get into your uterus? The “Mythcrashers” are here to sort fact from fiction
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scaredy-snax · 6 years ago
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Yall ill never stop being upset about this
its a TAIL
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