scarlopez

[scarlopez]

[scarlopez]

txt ; father of the twins

BRAN: Been there, done that.

BRAN: Are we done?

SCAR: [put u on fucking read bc u rude af]

[scarlopez]

taxes ;; get me laid

JAMES: You're worrying too much about some kid, Lopez.

JAMES: He's not that smart.

JAMES: And I doubt he would ever want to have full custody. That would ruin a lot of things for him.

SCAR: He is literally the only person in this world who has legal standing to take my children away, I think his threat level rises considerably when I take that into consideration.

SCAR: He ruins everything, first my career, then my sex life.

[scarlopez]

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BRAN: Can you honestly look at yourself in the mirror and say that you ain't desperate and a control freak?

SCAR: Real mature, Brandon.

SCAR: Fuck you.

[scarlopez]

taxes ;; get me laid

JAMES: What are you talking about now?

SCAR: The singular biggest mistake of my entire life.

SCAR: Brandon, who fucking else?

SCAR: This is some double standard bullshit. He's probably been sleeping around since god knows when, completely worry free.

SCAR: And yet I have to worry about how my having sexual partners might be perceived in court when he finally sinks so low that he wants to sue me for full custody.

[scarlopez]

txt ; father of the twins

BRAN: Because I ain't signing something that allows you to do anything you want.

BRAN: Sure.

SCAR: Can you honestly look at yourself in the mirror and say that you deserve your parental rights?

[scarlopez]

txt ; father of the twins

BRAN: Shit happens. You could say something.

BRAN: I just ain't signing anything.

SCAR: I hope you know you're being very selfish.

[scarlopez]

taxes ;; get me laid

JAMES: You need to get laid.

JAMES: I thought that was obvious.

JAMES: The lack of sex can really get to people.

SCAR: Okay but now I'm fucking pissed

SCAR: Who the fuck gave him the right to judge me? Judge the way I raise my children? Where the hell has he been?

[scarlopez]

txt ; father of the twins

BRAN: LOL

BRAN: I didn't say that.

SCAR: Then don't make idiotic assumptions about me and the twins.

[scarlopez]

taxes ;; get me laid

JAMES: Oh, Scarlett. Don't make me type the definition of looks. You've been pathetic for a few weekends, but you didn't lose any brain cells.

JAMES: Let's end your misery, shall we?

SCAR: I'm horny, I don't give a damn about the definition of looks.

SCAR: I sound so pathetic, why am I like this??

[scarlopez]

txt ; father of the twins

BRAN: I'm not signing anything.

BRAN: And I don't know. You can be impulsive. Like very. Who knows the kind of stuff you might say when they're around? Maybe even when you think they're not.

SCAR: Are you calling me a bad mother, Brandon? Is that really where you want this conversation to go?

[scarlopez]

taxes ;; get me laid

JAMES: For my dick.

JAMES: Which is part of my looks.

SCAR: I hadn't realize your dick was on your face.

SCAR: It all makes sense now.

[scarlopez]

txt ; father of the twins

BRAN: Still no.

BRAN: So I ain't the best RIGHT NOW. But, later on I don't want them to think I just gave them up like some shit you throw away. I won't sign anything.

SCAR: Just because you sign your rights away doesn't mean you gave them up, Brandon.

SCAR: Do you really think I would raise them in such a way that they'll want to loathe their parents?

[scarlopez]

taxes ;; get me laid

JAMES: Way to make me feel like a booty call.

JAMES: That's sad.

JAMES: Come over and we'll make you less pathetic.

SCAR: Why else do you think I'm friends with you for?

SCAR: Clearly not for your looks.

[scarlopez]

txt ; father of the twins

BRAN: I already said no.

SCAR: And I'm asking you to reconsider.

SCAR: Politely.

SCAR: You clearly have a life of your own that you want to live without the twins.

[scarlopez]

taxes ;; get me laid

SCAR: I desperately need to get laid

SCAR: I just realized I spent the entire weekend, and the weekend before, watching TV shows with the twins

[scarlopez]

txt ; father of the twins

BRAN: I can wonder any way I want to. Thanks.

BRAN: What about it?

SCAR: I think you should sign them away.