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Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk
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New designs for buttons and stickers! I’ll be selling them at Japan Expo in July :)
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Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

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it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh
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acearo mood of the day: every single time someone has ever told me they like me like me I’ve gone BOY I DIDN’T KNOW I COULD DO THAT. it’s not that I feel like I’m unattractive or unlikable; I just automatically assume I’m exempt from the game until I’m reminded I’m not
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When you sit for an hour on the floor holding your dog's head because he just had surgery and is all drugged and drowsy.
#my heart#it's broken#my poor baby dog#id sit on the floor for years if he needed me#wholesome#dogs#doggo#id hold the world for him
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useless Russian fact #17
The Russian writer Nabokov once mentioned an anecdote about a misprint in a newspaper article on the coronation of Russian tzar: instead of “корона” [crown], they wrote “ворона” [crow]. On the next day they apologised for the misprint, correcting it to “корова” [cow].
But the interesting thing is that against all odds the word play works in English as well as in Russian:
корона → ворона → корова
crown → crow → cow
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time: *makes me bolder* children: *get older* me: *gets older too*
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Tiiätteks mitkä on täydellisiä? Karhujen korvat
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