scatboyslim

[scatboyslim]

u know when u know they are just hitting u up for a schmang and they think theyre so dam sly bc u gave in but like u knew thats what they hit u up for and its all u wanted too but u let them believe theyre r sly bc ur a nice person

[scatboyslim]

Can't believe I shaved my cooch for this

[scatboyslim]

Yo this dudes been talking about eating my ass since I got back and I went to his house tonight and his dumb ass got stoned as hell and passed out like bye I'm ubering home you lost this pussy

[scatboyslim]

I'm tryna get dick tonight but I also refuse to put makeup on, sort my hair out, get out of my sweat pants, and turn the rugby off. So if I SUCCeed I'm gonna be pretty surprised with myself and his low standards.

[scatboyslim]

I wore cute undies and shaved my coochie and it wasn't worth it bc I did not get laid tonight pray for me

[scatboyslim]

Twice today I've run into the same dude while I've been outside smoking and he won't stop talking to me about my tattoos and he also said "I like your long nails you should scratch my back" like go away you're 50 at least and smoking time is quiet time

[scatboyslim]

I need to stop fucking guys who've been doing coke all night when I haven't been. Too much stamina. Like homeboy I'm done go home I'm tryna sleep

[scatboyslim]

My uber driver that dropped me at this dudes house was honestly the coolest guy he asked what I was doing and I was brutally honest and he told me my honesty made me his dream girl and he suggested we go get pizza and when I got out he said "good luck I hope you get laid" bless him

[scatboyslim]

Just got a Portland schmang thank god

[scatboyslim]

omg i was so hungover on saturday morning that when the guy i schmanged came on my hooties i actually gagged

[scatboyslim]

ive got 3 fukn dumbass dudes hitting me up right now for a root and im not giving into any of them bc they literally cant even hold a conversation. dont get me wrong ive schmanged them all even tho theyre idiots but like ive had plenty of sex in the last 40 hours and my tolerance for their stupidity is much lower

[scatboyslim]

If this cyclone stops me from getting dick tonight I'm gonna be pissed

[scatboyslim]

Just kicked a guy out of my place after a schmang and he was offended like bro no one stays over that's the rule

[scatboyslim]

When you shave your coochie and he bails

[scatboyslim]

if i dont find someone in sydney to schmang im gonna be so sad

[scatboyslim]

I need to get dicked down!!!!!

[scatboyslim]

I just schmanged in the head office of one of new Zealand's top clothing designers lol