schifty-al
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schifty-al · 1 day ago
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fucking. reporting hate speech now requires you to write two 100 character paragraphs? they put in a character minimum? tumblr if your "report bigotry and hate speech" system has this many fucking barriers, especially compared to reporting other types of content, it should fucking count as discrimination in itself. discerning what is hate speech is your fucking job, don't make me do it every single time.
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schifty-al · 2 days ago
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schifty-al · 2 days ago
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Draw me like one of your  a n i m e  g i r l s
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schifty-al · 2 days ago
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Never caught lacking but always caught snacking
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schifty-al · 2 days ago
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Bouys.
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schifty-al · 2 days ago
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schifty-al · 3 days ago
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I would like to monger sex workers unfortunately banks are making "porn" illegal
you gotta be careful what you monger. if its fish people will like you but if its war then less so. various results
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schifty-al · 3 days ago
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"He's an escaped schizophrenic/ a diagnosed psychopath/has multiple personalities/etc!!"
Yeah, and I'm turning off my TV ¯\(ツ)/¯
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schifty-al · 3 days ago
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schifty-al · 3 days ago
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Who made this edit, it's the most valid one
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schifty-al · 3 days ago
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schifty-al · 3 days ago
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found it here
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schifty-al · 3 days ago
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"It was just a joke!"
Sure. It also wasn't very funny and it bombed. And now you have to deal with that.
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schifty-al · 3 days ago
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schifty-al · 3 days ago
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My fiancee and I were discussing the worst metal to use to make armor, and the obvious answers are lead and gold, but she cunningly suggested mercury. Which is a fair point, but then I wondered if solid mercury is any good. Googling told me that the melting point of mercury is -38° c (-37° f), so first you get it really fucking cold. At that point, it turns out that mercury has a tensile strength of 1900 mpa, compared to lead’s 18 and steel’s ~500-940 (depending upon the kind of steel).
Now, I know that tensile strength is not necessarily the best measure of a material’s ability to function as armor, but I’m a liberal arts major and didn’t care to actually do that much more research before going straight to, “EVIL ICE DEMONS IN MERCURY ARMOR. THE PCS CAN’T LOOT IT BECAUSE WHEN THEY PUT IT ON IT MELTS AND KILLS THEM.”
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