schmort
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🖤 adult 🖤 they/them 🖤 multifandom 🖤 {GER🇩🇪/ENG🇬🇧} 🖤 my art blog: lordschmort.tumblr.com
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“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?
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kitten became an hungry wolf. *Add your favorite wolf meme.*
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Neues Jahr, neue Ladung an schlechten, deutschen Valentinskarten!
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"But Caleb is taking away Mc's autonomy—"
No. I'm taking away HIS autonomy. Everyday he's gonna fly back home to cook me a five star meal. There is a ring on his finger and the wedding is this weekend. He knows if he looks at another woman for too long I'm thieving his balls.
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passing that single brain cell back and forth between them
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