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“I have been thinking about suicide a lot lately.”

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baseball boys sleeping on the diamond: a collection

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**EMERGENCY**

My cat is currently under the care of the specialty emergency vet clinic and needs exploratory abdominal surgery and has been in rough shape since yesterday. we have set up a money pool to try and cover as much as we can.

his medical bills are collecting and so far are around 7k for the surgery and his stay so far. if you cant help financially, please consider sharing this to help with the situation.

I honestly don't know what I'd do without him. he is probably one of the most important parts of my life. he has this deep intuition and emotional awareness. he comforts me when I'm sick or having issues. he keeps my feet warm at night and he's my best friend. I just want him to come home.

donate to help pay for the rest of his treatment

the deposits are already taken but we really need help

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i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

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This election has me unreasonably stressed.

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When Gus the Theatre Cat ends and you hear the music start up for Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat

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This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

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‪Kindergarteners learned to sign “Happy Birthday” song to Deaf custodian, Mr. James.‬

‪And he was surprised 😭‬

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people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

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this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

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I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her