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(year 2)

HAPPY YEAR 4 OF NATIONAL BOYFRIEND DAY!

Thought I would give everyone a small peak on how we’ve been!

The last date we went on was to a ghost town with an abandoned cement factory!

Took some pictures with the local artwork!

Got a picture at the Factory!

And we just sat down and took in that scenery <3

All in all, after 4 years he’s a great boyfriend, 10/10.

(Yo! also, shout out to my actual partner who has supported this odd tradition of mine :D Love you!)

So…

And photoshoot we did, Spidey and I shared a kiss…

Been taking long nature walks..

We love watching the sunset together,

Ooh!!! We even held hands! ;)

All in all, I say he’s been a good boyfriend, 10 out of 10.

Happy national boyfriend day guys XD

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I drank a whole glass of water now god can't kill me for at least another 20 minutes

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garlimk bread (:

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Trigger warning: suicide

My friend is suicidal and we made a deal. 

Please please reblog/like!!!

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It’s literally that simple

Friend: “hey my son can’t concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn’t feel like it.”

Me: “Did you give him music?”

Friend: “No! No tech until he’s done! He doesn’t need more distracted.”

Me:

“k, bring me the child”

*Go to her house*

*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*

Me: “so your head doesn’t feel like doing homework?”

Son: “yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else.”

Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.

French voice: 1hr later

Son: “k I’m done! :-)”

Friend: “wow, what’d you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽”

Me: “Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics” and some lo-fi.

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this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck

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This whole obsession with wheelchair users struggling on foot down the aisle at their wedding or across the stage for graduation is 100% powered by ableism.

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no one talks about how rick riordan literally scammed disney 

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HEAVY IS THE WEBHEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN

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rethinking about Doc Oc’s villainy reveal in Spiderverse again

it wasn’t just the fact that she was gender-swapped that made her reveal so surprising, but her whole vibe made her villainy reveal so much more shocking because the combination of her wrinkles, her crows feet, her soft smile, her wacky hair, her huge nerdy glasses, and her general appearance as a punk Ms Frizzle remix, it was all the more extraordinary that this well established spiderveser villain didn’t immediately look like a villain, and yet when she revealed her identity it was so obvious, completely subverting our standards for what ‘villainy’ is, so when the tentacles came out of this kind-looking lesbotic sex symbol, we all just went

they got us. the art and design team played us like a violin in a Niccolò Paganini’s Violin Concerto No. 2 in B Minor and we ain’t even mad

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John Mulaney stops by The Tonight Show

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I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

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I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

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he has me

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The Wonderful World of Dice

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-The Spider-Gang peacefully hangout inside as rain pours down on Brooklyn-

Miles: -Reaches into his pocket to ink a drawing he did- Oh no, I lost my pen…

Gwen: -Grabs a pen from behind her ear- You can borrow mine.

Miles: Thanks!

Noir: I lost something once…

-Both look over to Noir sitting by the window-

Noir: Something I couldn’t live without…

Noir: …My identity.

-The soft rumbling of thunder can be heard in the distance-

Miles: -turns back to Gwen- Anyway, thanks for the pen.

Gwen: No problem!

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