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Science Officers Blog.

My greetings Mr. Wilson and the anon known as Max.

I have been notified by this question and response and find its disruption of my studies to be most irritable. This inquiry on one's feelings for another is quite human, and pointless in drawing conclusions on one's behavior from the internet.

However, in the words of Simone De Beauvoir, the ghost in which inhabits Max, "Self-knowledge is no guarantee of happiness, but it is on the side of happiness and can supply the courage to fight for it." Mr Wilson. Do not pretend that this divorce is of no concern to you. I find your attempts to marry this couch to be quite disquieting and if you were aboard this ship, I would send you to sick bay for psychological evaluation immediately. Look within yourself and ponder, perhaps deep thought will be of more benefit to you than this stink-soaked spot on Dr. Houses couch.

Spock Out.

dr. wilson, roommate to roommate, i'd like to check in. first off, i hope you're doing well. migraines suck. if you'd like me to kiss it better, let me know. second, i feel like we need to have a sit down to officially address and discuss your feelings about some of the men in this tumblr bubble. mostly mr. hoffman and mr. spock. i feel like addressing these things will help you cope with you and your ex-wife's divorce and your subsequent stealing move to my spot on house's couch. let me know your thoughts. - max (massive grudge holder, not a fan of people who dislike excessive labels, haunted by the ghost of simone de beauvoir, and eagerly awaiting your response.)

Max, I am charmed by your concern. I fail to see how my attraction to @markymarkhoffman or @schntgaispocko has anything to do with anything. While I do care about the two, I wouldn't say I have feelings for them. Crushes, really. And frankly as of right now, Julie can kiss my ass. If this is your scheme to try and take back your stink soaked spot on the couch, you're gonna have to try a lot harder than this! I'm starting to grow very fond of it, maybe I'll marry it next.

-Dr Wilson (not amused, forming eyestrain from having to read all your labels, Star Trek and Saw enjoyer, divorcee, always willing to respond)

[schntgaispocko]

Commander Spock, Lieutenant Aiden here, sir. I have a question that I didn’t feel was important enough to ask through the official channels or over comm link. I attempted to seek you out however when I did find you, you were in a discussion with both the Captain and Doctor McCoy. I didn’t wish to interrupt so I returned to work. However, my curiosity is now making it impossible to sleep.

That being said, what is your favorite color/colors? I’m aware that it’s illogical to have a favorite color, but I do believe everyone has some sort of preference.

I’m on duty tomorrow in engineering so I probably won’t be seeing you. Send my regards to the bridge crew as well as the Doctor. I hope your sift tomorrow is as satisfactory as usual.

Peace and Long Life 🖖

Lieutenant Aiden,

Your consideration for communication channels and my personal time is appreciated.

I have recognized in the past the illogical nature of favoring one color on the spectrum of ones perception of light, though I came to the conclusion that the one that draws me the most is green. Maybe it is due to its contradictory symbolic connections to passion as well as violence in Vulcan culture. Perhaps those two are not as contradictory as one may think.

Well wishes to you in engineering. I will notify the doctor and bridge crew of your greetings.

Spock out.

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Lieutenant cinnamon here, Captain Kirk has told me I will be working the night shifts with you so that you can keep an eye on me, however the captain is running around without a shirt

Lieutenant Cinnamon,

Thank you for informing me of your shift change. I hope your adjustment to the schedule goes smoothly, I understand that such large changes can be difficult for humans.

As for the captain, I will go catch him, and i will take care of him. I will be back eventually. Continue your duties as usual.

Spock Out.

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He looked a bit annoyed and grumpy when he told me..and scolded me for fainting earlier due to dehydration, he has also told me to accommodate you to your checkup

Lieutenant Cinnamon,

So it appears I will not be seeing Dr. Mccoy after all. That is most unfortunate, even following my failed experiment it was still him carrying out my examinations when I hit my head.

Perhaps our last meeting did not go as well as I perceived. If this refusal to see me persists all day, I will call him at night.

As for your dehydration, aboard the USS. Enterprise it is important you maintain top condition on all physical stats. Specifically, as a counselor, it is important to set a standard for other crew mates to also take care of their physical needs. I hope the doctors scoldings are enough for you to remember to better monitor your water intake.

Regardless, I will see you in sick bay at 10 hundred hours as originally planned.

Spock Out.

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Lieutenant cinnamon here My position on the ship is counselor and Lieutenant commander, Dr. McCoy said you are in due of a medical checkup soon within tomorrow

Science Officers Blog, Ask #43.

Lieutenant Cinnamon,

He wants to see me again? Fascinating. Did he exhibit any form of emotion when requesting me? Inform the Doctor that I will be reporting to sick bay at 10 hundred hours tomorrow.

Your expeditious communication is appreciated.

Spock Out.

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Commander Spock! This is Yeoman Jennings. I’m sorry I know we’re supposed to go through the proper channels but Sir… the Captain is gonna be so mad at me! I dropped his favorite coffee cup and tried to fuse it back together with the transporter (I know dumb idea), and accidentally transported it into space. Anyways, I was wondering if you knew where he got his “Best Captain” mug so I could procure a replacement, and I’d appreciate if you kept this hush hush if at all possible.

I owe you, Mr. Spock!!

Science Officers Blog, Ask #42.

Yeoman Jennings,

Your quick thinking with the transporter is creative, though you should have used the replicator on the broken glass shards instead. You may attempt using the replicator to generate a new cup. If this is not successful, he received the mug about a year ago from Dr. Mccoy.

Dr. Mccoy is understanding and quite familiar with human mistakes like this, he should know where to acquire a new mug.

I am willing to keep this "hush hush", as you've said, but do know that the captain would also understand. It may relieve you of any guilt you feel by informing him of this matter. If this is not your intention, you are fortunate he does not have a blog on Tumblr.Com.

Inform me on the results of your attempts to rectify the situation, Yeoman. It is his favorite mug, and I would like for him to be drinking from it again as soon as possible.

Spock Out.

[schntgaispocko]

Are your body fluids greenish? Proof?

Science Officers Blog, Ask #41.

Anonymous.

My blood and internal organs are green in color. This is regarded as the most basic of knowledge in regards to Vulcan Biology.

I do not believe proof to be necessary, as I do not need proof that human blood is red.

I do appreciate your inquiry on my Vulcan biology regardless.

Spock Out.

[schntgaispocko]

Mr. Spock, lieutenant cinnamon here. Dr. McCoy requested for me to DM you

Lieutenant Cinnamon,

I hope all is well. I am interested in what the doctor has requested of you. Inform me as soon as possible. We are still not on great terms, even following our brief reconciliation... at my last examination.

Remind me of your position aboard the ship. I do not usually forget these things, though due to calculating the possibilities of what the doctor could be saying to me, I am at a loss.

Spock Out.

[schntgaispocko]

What eyeshadow palette do you use

Science Officers Blog, Ask #40.

its-a-hare-pom-pom,

I had originally received this pigment from a relative on Vulcan to give to T'pring. Fancying the shade, I kept it for myself. I have been wearing it daily since joining Starfleet, though I am close to running out. I will have to ask a crewmate where I can obtain more.

This is the color.

Spock Out.

[schntgaispocko]

Mr. Mark Hoffman.

I also hit my head last week. Perhaps we may discuss the neurological effects collision can cause over dinner on the starship the USS. Enterprise someday.

Spock out.

What's going on here? Huh? 🧐

How did you get his picture of me?

@markymarkhoffman What happened to you, ha. The Rock Bottom Plunge too much for you? Ha ha.

[schntgaispocko]

It does, in fact, appear to be too much for Mr.Mark Hoffman. I find you and Dr.Wilsons contrasting reactions to be quite fascinating... and quite an example of the range of human expression.

What is rock bottom plunge, and why does it create such a strong emotional effect.

Spock Out.

What's going on here? Huh? 🧐

How did you get his picture of me?

@markymarkhoffman What happened to you, ha. The Rock Bottom Plunge too much for you? Ha ha.

[schntgaispocko]

Quick, you have to choose. Pull the lever and you kill James Kirk. Do nothing, and Vulcan is destroyed. What do you do?

Science Officers Blog, Ask #39.

Ieveniam,

This hypothetical is highly illogical and while I do not like it, I will answer for your amusement.

While I am compelled to follow the philosophy that the needs of the many out way the needs of the few, I find a special exception and responsibility for my captain. Though, as a Vulcan I also have responsibly and a duty for my planet. These are my personal struggles with this predicament.

Thinking logically to solve this dilemma, separation of emotional connections with the variables is necessary. Seeing Vulcan as any populated planet, and James Kirk as any human male. Weighing out the consequences of one life versus a whole race and culture is quite... imbalanced.

And while saving Planet Vulcan from destruction, I will be killing my Captain. Do not inform him of my decision, though he would understand.

Spock Out.

[schntgaispocko]

Hello, Mr. Spock.

It's me, @head-of-0ncology

I was wondering if you were in need of any kind of... examination? ;]

I know you have a doctor of your own, but I figure he is not a cancer specialist like I am, maybe looking out for those types of things have escaped him. I've been told I'm rather excellent at prostate exams. Maybe bring that Captain of yours too, y'know rather be safe than sorry.

Eager for your response,

James Wilson

Science Officers Blog, Ask #38.

Dr. Wilson.

From what I am aware, you are a doctor from the early 21st century. While I appreciate your inquiry regarding my health, I should have you know I find my doctor to be quite... Sufficient in what he does.

While you may be excellent for the 21st century, I should remind you your technology is reminiscent of stone knifes and bearskins in comparison to what is used on board the USS. Enterprise. Not to mention my Vulcan biology, which is more unlike a human's than many would expect.

This is not to undermine your accomplishments in Oncology or as a man, but do understand I would never willingly enter an earth hospital before the year 2240. Perhaps I shall make arrangements to beam your team aboard to learn about the future of medicine.

Live Long and Prosper, Dr. Wilson.

Spock Out.

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Science Officers Blog.

My final update regarding the Victorias Secret Sale.

Greetings. It is my duty to inform you about the results of my purchasing the blue lingerie from the Victoria's secret sale. The day after acquiring the garment, I decided to test its wearability under my uniform. Due to the band around the waist this unfortunately did not go without notice from the Doctor. I was coincidentally called in for a checkup on my head that day, which I had hit a few days prior underneath a console while making repairs. Mccoy was unhappy to see me again due to our rough patch following my "Kiss the doctor" experiment.

I entered sickbay and laid down for examination as ordered, and everything appeared as usual. I was unsure as to why Dr. Mccoy was red in the face, until i looked down to see my shirt had come up, and my blue one piece was visible. I quickly pulled my shirt down and apologized to the doctor, as i wasn't intending to ruin his day further. He inquired what I was to be sorry about and pulled my shirt back up. I said "Really doctor. I thought we were though with this" but he just smirked and began touching me sensually. If i were human, I would say I was delighted.

While my intentions were to use this garment to please my captain, I was equally pleased to be with the Doctor. Once he lifted up my shirt to see the upper half of the garment, he concluded my exam and required the both of us to resign to his quarters.

I shall not continue the rest, though i will say i was successful. Maybe someday me him and the captain shall share these endeavor's together. ..

Spock Out.

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Good morning, Mr. Spock,

I know you have quoted The Bible offhand, so, therefore, you have read it. You have also read much Earth literature and poetry, such as Byron and Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. You are quite familiar with Earth history, being able to recognize a Nazi uniform at a glance, and with Earth mythology, knowing about Apollo and ancient Greek mythology as well as folk mythology involving witches, familiars, and dungeons.

Who are you attempting to fool with your feigned ignorance of Earth philosophers and musicals, and for what purpose?

Peace and long life.

Science Officers Blog, Ask #37

The-Luna-Tic-Left.

I appreciate your concern with my knowledge of earth culture. While I have quite an understanding of happenings past and present on earth, there are still many subjects that escape my knowledge.

As for musicals and philosophers, I am familiar with many a show and good thinker. Mamma Mia the musical was an unknown to me, which is quite a mistake on my part due to my deep appreciation of the music of ABBA.

On other subjects, however, due to my goals on getting perspectives of the modern human, many of my responses are formed in order to gain follow-up questions and information from the modern human on Tumblr. Though it appears you may have seen though me in this regard.

Thank you for your concerns, as well as your corrections on my English Grammar. It is much appreciated. LLAP

Spock Out.

[schntgaispocko]

What if I drew you pregnant?

Science Officers Blog, Ask #36.

Anonymous,

With whoms spawn? I hope it belongs to a human male, though it would be entirely illogical and impossible.

Though I am fascinated by the possibility's the rendering of this fantasy could bring.

Spock Out.