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David Lynch: The Art Life (2016)

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN RIP David Lynch (1946-2025)

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David Lynch, selected paintings and lithographs.

“When I’m not painting, I’m thinking about painting.”-David

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Don't be sad, bro. There are cocks and balls to look at on the internet. The world abounds with beauty

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Personal list of Best Words

Fuck

Critter

Honeybun

Ding-dong

Harpsichord

Encephalopathy

Carton

Alabaster

Slut

Bubble

Bugle

Tulips

Organza

Bloopers

Spiffy

Upper

Crispy

Sanctimonious

Cephalopod

Pantomime

And Worst Words

Ungent

Ergot

Clogged

Delicate

Pheasant

Parsimonious

Clapper

Philistine

Yacht

Cubicle

Tabernacle

Crass

Pleurisy

Carbine

Carabiner

Saxophone

Fantastial

Haberdashery

Rook

Claptrap

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Midnight Pals: She's back

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: I'M BACK! Rowling: [snapping fingers] and I'm on the prowl! Rowling: revenge would tasste sso ssweet right now! Julie Bindel, Helen Joyce, Allison Bailey: [in unison] she's back, she's back! Rowling: and it's time for war!

Rowling: [snapping fingers] I'M BACK! Rowling: and i won't play nice! Julie Bindel, Helen Joyce, Alison Bailey: [in unison] she's back! Rowling: I'M BACK! Rowling: against my lawyer's advice!

Rowling: ssso Rowling: you might have heard Rowling: I'M BACK King: oh, how was your candy floss vacation? Rowling: Rowling: my what King: julie bindel said you were on vacation, eating vodka-infused candy floss Rowling: Rowling: oh yeah right that'ss definitely what i wass doing

Rowling: i wass definitely on a sssunny beach ssomewhere, eating vodka-infussed candy flossss Rowling: and not being chassed around my sscottish mansion by my lawyers with butterfly netsss King: Koontz: Lovecraft: Barker: Poe:

Rowling: anyway i'm back to continue my eternal war againssst imane khelif Rowling: becaussse khelif iss clearly no woman!! Rowling: khelif lackss all the disstinctive featuress of a true woman... Rowling: acrodont teeth Rowling: venom ssacss Rowling: and a thick reptilian hide!

Rowling: as the only true woman on earth, i obviousssly represssent the exemplar of the phenotype Rowling: and i have examined khelif'sss face thoroughly and sssee no evidence of a jacobson's organ! Rowling: casse clossed!

Rowling: khelif claimsss to be againssst my global harassssment campaign Rowling: but she could end it at any time! Rowling: all she has to do is ssubmit all her personal medical information to me, the insstigator of ssaid global harassssment campaign Rowling: sso ssimple!

Rowling: and, of coursse, once i possssessss all of khelif'sss personal medical information Rowling: you could obviousssly trusst me to interpret it in good faith and not to twissst it in the aim of furthering saaid global harasssment campaign Rowling: which is ssstill ongoing

Rowling: trussst me Rowling: am i not the epitome of good faith and honesst dealing? King: Koontz: Lovecraft: Poe: Barker: Rowling: i said Rowling: [weaving head, concentric hypno circles in eyes] am i not the epitome of god faith and honessst dealing?

JK Rowling's lawyer: [appearing from bushes, carrying butterfly net] there she is, boys! JK Rowling: ok i really gotta go now Rowling: remember! trust no one! Rowling: measssure every larynx!!!

Poe: King: Koontz: Lovecraft: Barker: Poe: i really don't know why she keeps coming here King: no i feel bad for her King: i think she's just lonely

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hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

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“My first end-of-life patient was a 97-year-old man. He had a much younger girlfriend; she was seventy-four. But they loved each other so much. Back when their spouses were still alive, the four of them had been great friends. They would double date together. And when their spouses passed away, the two of them became a thing. Every day she would come over for lunch. I’d always cook a little meal for them. I’d prepare the table; I’d lay out my little candles and my little flowers. As soon as she arrived I’d put on music and dim the lights, then I’d leave the room and go wait in the bedroom. They would cuddle and snuggle. And the beauty of it was, even though he couldn’t control his fluids at that point, she never minded the smell. Her love for him was so great that they would still kiss and all that good stuff. When the doctors said that it was time for him to go to hospice, he said he didn’t want to go. He told them that he wanted to come back home and die with me. I was with him in the end. My patients never die alone. Never, ever. One week after his passing I was hired by his girlfriend’s family. She had terminal Alzheimer’s, and I ended up staying with her for seven years. I fell in love with her. We were family, just family. She used to be a tap dancer. We’d sing together. And if she didn’t feel like singing, I’d sing. Even near the end, she always knew when something was wrong with me. When I wasn’t being the Gabby that she knew, she would always know. When the doctors said it was time for her to go to hospice, her children said: ‘We want her to die with Gabby.’ In the final days she wouldn’t eat, she’d lock her jaw. But she would always eat for me. One night I could see the fright in her eyes, and I knew it was time. My patients never die alone. Never, ever. So I climbed under the covers with her. And she passed away in my arms.”

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Midnight Pals: Mothers day Meltdown

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: I was just thinking about how transs people should be eliminated from ssociety Jonathan Chait: whoa whoa whoa! joanne! Chait: you can't say it like THAT Chait: so uncouth Chait: you have to say it with your pinky finger extended

Elon Musk: si! issa no good! Musk: issa too mucha trans genocide Musk: you shoulda only post the right amount offa da trans geocide Musk: lookita me, i lika da trans genocide Musk: but i also like many other genocides Rowling: oh MY GOD Rowling: my empire is crumbling!

Chait: we're not saying you can't still be transphobic Chait: you just have to, you know, cool it a bit Chait: be genteel about it Jesse Singal: mommy mommy i have concerns mommy! Chait: see? just like that

Chait: maybe put a little disclaimer Chait: "this transphobia is for entertainment purposes only" Rowling: do you not know who I am?? I'm JK Rowling! Rowling: JK FUCKING ROWLING!!! Rowling: I MADE YOUR CHILDHOOD MAGICAL!

Rowling: no one tellss me to cool it! Rowling: i own the courtss! Chait: joanne Rowling: and another thing!!! Rowling: SSTOP CALLING ME JOANNE!

[midnight society] JK Rowling: hello children Barker: oh look who it is Barker: what are you doing here joanne? Barker: did your terfs tell you to cool it again? Rowling: Rowling: why doess everyone call me joanne

Rowling: i'm extremely mad about thiss transs football referee Barker: what? Rowling: this transs football referee Barker: Barker: what?

Rowling: there's a transs football referee and i'm really mad about it! Rowling: what, haven't you heard? Barker: joanne, why are you here Rowling: and another thing! Rowling: sstop calling me joanne!!

Rowling: people are alwayss all "joanne this" and joanne that! Rowling: wah wah wah joanne joanne joanne! Barker: do you not like your name Barker: you could change it Poe: clive Poe: just let her tire herself out Barker: no no I've got something here

Rowling: people are alwayss "oh wah wah wah joanne, how can you ssay that! your bookss are all about tolerance and love wah wah wah!" Rowling: bitch i think i know what my booksss are about! Rowling: i fuckin wrote them after all!

Rowling: blah blah blah ohh joanne Rowling: i hate when people call me joanne!! Rowling: they should fear to say my true name! Barker: oh damn look at that Barker: looks like we're having a good ol' fashioned mothers day meltdown Poe: clive don't encourage this

King: but joanne! how can you say that? King: after all the lessons of harry potter? King: you made our childhoods magical!

Rowling: people are all "blah blah blah joanne how can you like naziss now when you ssaid they were bad in harry potter" Rowling: first of all, harry potter iss fiction! Rowling: secondly, the death eaters are actually a ssinister coalition of evil transs, sspooniess, fat people, free masonss, and diane duane Rowling: always have been! Rowling: thiss iss NOT a retcon!

Rowling: that sshould be obviouss if you've read the book Rowling: UNLESSS Rowling: you're a fake potterhead, ssteve King: no of course not! i love harry potter

Rowling: DO YOU Rowling: perhaps then Rowling: you would be willing to take a blood oath to the dark lord Rowling: to belong to the dark lord body and ssoul Rowling: who is always correct King: i uh don't think i'm going to take that oath, sorry Rowling: UGH! Rowling: this is just like Radcliffe all over again!

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thank you to the dishonest failing new york times for constantly erasing us and purposefully obscuring jewish participation in these protests just to make people less sympathetic to the movement opposing an ongoing genocide

btw you can see all the edits nyt makes to their article titles on this twitter account

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40+ Funny Pictures To Get You Through The Day (April 18, 2024)