scp-4999
scp-4999
DEATH TO THE LIVING, LIFE TO THE DEAD
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mostly Baldurs Gate 3, spiderverse, MCU & other assorted fandom stuff
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scp-4999 · 10 hours ago
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) Dir. J. J. Abrams
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scp-4999 · 12 hours ago
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CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPEDITION 33 2025・dev. Sandfall Interactive
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scp-4999 · 14 hours ago
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using my christian baby to hold down some papers but then the rapture happens :/
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scp-4999 · 1 day ago
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men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office
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scp-4999 · 2 days ago
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Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now
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scp-4999 · 2 days ago
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how about you "switch 2" a gender other than the one you were assigned at birth
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scp-4999 · 2 days ago
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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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scp-4999 · 3 days ago
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (dev. Sandfall Interactive)
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scp-4999 · 3 days ago
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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
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scp-4999 · 3 days ago
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your attack pattern is annoying. and your soundtrack is mid
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scp-4999 · 4 days ago
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very nice suggestions tumblr, thank you
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scp-4999 · 4 days ago
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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
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scp-4999 · 4 days ago
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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead
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scp-4999 · 4 days ago
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It seems like the older I get, the more irrationally angry casual censorship makes me. And it isn't just the "unalive" "grape" alleged filter-dodging vernacular, but the way normal words will be peppered with asterisks, or screenshots will have words like "gay" "hell" "fuck" etc either partially or entirely blurred. Who is this helping? What is the purpose of it, except to reinforce shame and elevate a flimsy perception of purity and safety, however those things manifest. It's so tiresome and I'm sick of it.
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scp-4999 · 4 days ago
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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
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scp-4999 · 5 days ago
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My problem is that I like collecting things and putting them on a little shelf
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scp-4999 · 5 days ago
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THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER 1.02 - The Star Spangled Man, 1.04 - The Whole World is Watching, 1.05 - Truth
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