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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism
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mentally ill lgbt fat hairy man call that a bi polar bear. does anyone know where the nearest hospital is
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the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor
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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible
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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
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