scpectreanon

[scpectreanon]

This glitch guy seems pretty nice... That's why I don't trust guys. Most of them act nice but aren't 😒

-anon

Oh trust me I get it. Men are a stain on the fabric of the universe.

[scpectreanon]

*he shakes her hand and her body spastically glitches for a second then goes back to normal once the deal starts to take effect*

Hm. Interesting.

[scpectreanon]

"thank you M'lady. For this, I will join your cult free of charge."

"it is the best way I can think to repay such a kind act"

Oh! That is actually.... That's a wonderful idea. Well then, do we have a deal?

[scpectreanon]

"I wish to, be normal. I want to not destroy everything I touch."

"I want to be able to help people, I want to also remember what I was like before the glitches... I have now thought of something I'll do to repay you for this."

Oh? I suppose I can do that.

[scpectreanon]

"what can I give you m'lady?"

Truly unimportant, what's more of the matter is what you wish to gain from me?

[scpectreanon]

*he waits*

Sorry, it took me a moment. I've found something you can give me, something insignificant to you.

[scpectreanon]

"I mean I'm a glitch. I can distort anything I touch."

(he says with a notebook in his hand lol)

Hmmm...Oh! I have an idea, just a moment.

[scpectreanon]

"I don't know where the other half is sadly :(

Anyways I don't know what I could give you."

Hmmm... have you anything that could be of use?

[scpectreanon]

"ummm. I don't know actually... But I do have a soul... Albeit half"

Really now...how interesting..

[scpectreanon]

":3 thanks."

"I wanted to make a deal with you."

"I've heard your a kind of miracle worker. And I wanted help."

Oh? I would presume you don't have a soul, so what can you offer?

[scpectreanon]

...

*he takes out a notebook and writes in it then showing it to her, and showing off some very good hand writing.*

"Fine is this better than listening to me?"

Yes actually. And props to your calligraphy, it's quite nice.

[scpectreanon]

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....Hello, your voice hurts my ears.

[scpectreanon]

*more and more specks start to appear seemingly being glitches*

.....?

[scpectreanon]

*a few colorful specks appear in the air rapidly switching places*

...Not a moment of peace for a goddess, is there?

[scpectreanon]

ALL THE MEMORIES.

*oily tears run down his face*

Hmm, I'll leave you to deal with that, Toodles~!! *she seemingly dissapears*

[scpectreanon]

.MY HEAD

=)

[scpectreanon]

Yay. Now let's make this deal.

*he rubs the ice on his hand he got, and then he shakes her hand*

*.....Oddly enough, it's hard to tell what she took. However she seems pleased with the deal* Well then, now that that's over-with.