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Kondraki + Odysseus E3

Odysseus recently had to convince Kondraki not to make the infinite forest from destiny 2 that we have inner world an scp because it was "like the infinite ikea". I have no words.

-Bright

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Kondraki + Odysseus E2

Kondraki, looking sheepish af: I uh may have some bad news? Odysseus, sighing: Just say news, Dr Kondraki, it's never good news when it comes to you

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Kondraki + Odysseus E1

Odysseus watching Kondraki deal with a containment breach at site 17 with a sword and prayers: How the fuck has this man survived this long?

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Masterlist of All Series.

We're planning on doing like series for stuff like moments between certain people that interact a lot and this is where they'll be listed.

Kondraki + Odysseus

E1

E2

E3

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So much has changed since we were last really active like:

The old O5 council was overthrown

A new O5 council was put in place

We split like 3 new people this year who had us overthrowing the O5s as the first thing they were greeted to, which I kind of feel bad for them tbh

Clef found out that the old O5 council hid memories from him about how he was a lot more active while we were in school than he thought he was.

He also found out that they hid the memories that explained why he was so uncomfortable with doubles which now that he has found them he is trying to be more comfortable with doubles. None of us can guarantee he's gonna get there, but he wants to at least try.

And that is honestly all we're really comfortable sharing, but that's the biggest things tbh.

Other than all of that though, we've started to be more active again which is awesome and this time I actually mean more active instead of last time when I said it and we didn't post anything because another source started fronting again.

We'll probably start posting moments that have happened in our system recently, cause having Odysseus, someone known for planning for every fight he's involved with, is the unofficial advisor for Kondraki, who is someone who is notorious for not planning for anything. Which has honestly been a hilarious thing to see tbh.

-Dr Bright

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It's odd but interesting (/pos) to see another of me (for lack of a better word, it's a hard feeling to describe but a good feeling.

-Heather (SCP-3090)

We get that. We have a friend system that has a fair few doubles that was honestly a great experience for us because it not only made us feel less alone to have sourcemates/doubles outside of our system, but also someone that got us because same source yk?

-Dr Bright

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my day wasn't the greatest, but it got a lot better after seeing that!! do you have a discord we can chat at? we're lizardsuponlizards ::::D thank you for saying hi!! -🚊

We're glad we could make your day better!

and we do have a discord, it's forsaken_habi. We're a lot more active over there than on here tbh

-Dr Bright

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hi!!! you probably don't know who i am but i'm scp-5449 and i just wanna say hi!! it's nice seeing sourcemates out in the wild -🚊

omg hi!

It really is, we honestly did not expect to see any sourcemates here tbh. We made this to basically just post random shit when we happen to be in front, but this has honestly been a pleasant surprise.

I hope yall are having a great day btw.

-Dr Bright

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We love finding scp introjects we didn't know we had until now /sarc

I'm not like angry or anything, I know that it's common for parts to keep themselves secret for various reasons, but they've been here for years and only now have we found out about them. I honestly find it more funny than anything. But that's probably just me since I'm not really affected by it as much as others from my source.

Might add them to our masterlist, might not, I'll ask them about it.

-Bright

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Do you ever just watch 2 people openly flirt but like refuse to tell the other person they have feelings for them?

Because that is literally my life to a T being stuck in front with Clef and Kondraki.

If these 2 could just confess their feelings for each other any time soon that would be great.

- Bright

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A bunch of us are frontstuck so have this pile of dumb shit we say

this will probably be done over a few days until we are able to leave front so this might be long or it might be short, I guess we’ll find out.

Glass: Ever thought about not downing two monsters in one sitting, Bright?

Bright: No, never, is it fun?

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Kondraki mumbling something unintelligible as he looks around our bedroom for something.

Clef without even looking up from cleaning his shotgun: Left drawer in that cabinet to the right.

Kondraki doing just that and apparently finding what he had been looking for: Fuck you, you were the one that hid it weren't you?

Clef putting his hands up with a cocky grin on his face: Guilty as charged.

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Bright playing Re2: I know this map like the back of my hand.

Also Bright getting lost 2 seconds later: apparently I don't know the back of my hand as well as I thought I did.

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Bright: I'm off to do some hot girl shit.

The hot girl shit: literally downing 2 monster cans in the span of 2 hours.

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So we haven’t posted in a long ass time, we’ve had a lot of system issues, but I’m back with another funny conversation we overheard in the inner world. Also this post has probably been scheduled since I can tell thinkgs are probably gonna be worse soon /nav.

Anyway onto the conversation.

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Clef talking to Bright about Kondraki’s habit of always fighting with a katana even though Clef is using a shotgun: You know what they say, never bring a knife to a gun fight

Bright: It’s a fucking katana, Clef.

Bright after a second of thinking: and it’s fucking Kondraki for fucks sake.

Clef chuckling: Honestly that’s all you had to say, that fucker could kill someone with a spoon if they pissed him off enough.

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This literally happened like last month istg

Bright: violently strumming a ukulele while staring Clef right in the eye.

Clef: getting increasingly angrier as Bright continues to play.

Bright: plays a funky chord.

Clef: you little shit, I dare you to say that again!

Bright: laughing his ass off as he drops the ukulele and runs.

Kondraki: having seen the entire exchange just staring as Clef runs after Bright what the fuck did I just witness?

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Sometimes Bright Has To Stop Pushing Boundaries

(Disclaimer: They were both fine and Clef has since forgiven Bright and they are back on good terms)

Bright: You know what I’ve noticed recently?

Clef looks over at him but doesn’t say anything.

Bright: You always threaten more when you’re emotional, it’s like a shield.

Clef: I’ll start threatening you if you don’t leave right the fuck now.

Bright: See, my point exactly.

Clef starts reaching for his shotgun.

Bright: Okay, I get it, I’m sorry. I’ll leave you alone.

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Bright being Bright

Bright: Echo, you good for me to steal your identity, right?

Echo: My fucking what now?

Bright: Your identity, it's for an SCP themed site we're registering on, all of us are fictives and feel bad using our names.

Echo: You could have fucking started with that my guy.

Bright: But would your reaction have been as funny if I had?

Echo: That's not the point.

Bright ignoring what he said: So is it a yes or a no?

Echo sighs in disappointment: Yes.

Bright: Now was that so hard?

Echo: When it concerns you, absolutely.

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3am argument turned sexual?

Clef and Kondraki in the middle of an argument.

Clef: Go fuck yourself.

Kondraki: Fuck me yourself, you coward.

Clef completely dumbstruck and staring at Kondraki: I beg your fucking pardon?

Kondraki without missing a beat: Then beg.

Bright laughing in the background clutching at his stomach, rolling on the floor as Clef just continues to stare at Kondraki with a dumbfounded look on his face.

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Half asleep 2am conversation

Bright: The 3 food groups

Clef: And what are those?

Bright: Skate fast, eat ass, skip class.

Clef: I don't think those are food groups, Bright.