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I've been stuck with this one chapter for SEVEN (7) MONTHS. I just want it to be done so I can go to the more fun and exciting chapter after. Instead, I'm just

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I'm shocked that Uranus isn't higher. I'm disappointed in you all.

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That pear looks different from what I remembered...

Today's Seals Are: The Nutritious Bunch

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy

fuck you

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A cosmic ray particle from space hits one of your computer's logic gates, flipping a bit from a 0 to a 1.

Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:

You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing

It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables

The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong

The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting

Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off

Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute

Magic

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Do you pronounce algae like "al-jay" or "al-jee"? Maybe even "al-gay"?

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If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

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shoutout to the time in 2021 I was having scary seizurelike episodes that sent me to the neurologist, after having barely slept all week due to being a nervous wreck over my symptoms and shit.

when I sat down to describe what I was going through to the (young, very soft spoken) phys assistant taking my notes I started audibly almost crying . The whole time he’s furiously working on a tablet thing that I assumed he was writing my symptoms down on

in the midst of me having a mild nervous breakdown during my monologue he slowly turns the tablet to me after closing whatever program he had open and just fuckin stare-smiles at me all placidly til I notice the wallpaper the laptop is set to— a lovingly decorated collage of Lord Farquaad from Shrek

once I noticed I stopped dead in my tracks and we sat there staring at another for a solid minute til I broke down wheeze laughing, upon which he picked up the tablet and scurried off wordlessly. I just sat there dumbfounded til the doc showed up. 10/10 doctor experience ngl

I didn’t own a phone at the time to get any proof so this my best artistic recreation

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Woke up today, did an IQ test, got 116, went home, forgot my driver's license, opened Twitter and now I find out that the Pharaoh's curse apparently kills cancerous leukemia cells

What a day

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A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are assigned to watch an empty building. On the first day, one person goes into the building, and nobody comes out. On the second day, one person goes into the building, and nobody comes out. On the third day, nobody goes into the building, but three people come out.

The physicist writes in his notebook, "It appears that our initial observations might have been incorrect."

The biologist writes in his notebook, "Clearly, the two people we saw go into the building must have reproduced somehow."

The mathematician writes in his notebook, "If one more person goes into that building, then it will be empty."

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I do love when they bring out the classics...why yes there's only one bed!

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This person wrote a manifesto I ain’t reading all that but this is literally the type of behavior im talking about the idea hobbies all cost money is so removed from reality if you have the time to pick up your phone and write 7 paragraphs on how im victimizing you with my offhanded post you have the time to watch a movie on YouTube with your very same phone instead come on now. How is you freaking out on the internet helping any of these issues

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please remember that you are always wanted, always needed, and always cared about