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Screw
So, Screw. Screw is a Yale tradition in which roommates set their roommates up with dates. It is an excuse to dress up fancy ((like seriously fancy...please)), get really fucked up, and grind with whoever their date may be. It's kind of prostitution, but hey, Yale students seem to really enjoy it. And I can't really figure out why. I like dancing as much as the rest of them, but why even pretend to enjoy the awkward forced expecatations to go home with someone you barely know? Call me a traditionalist [[[[or anti-traditionalist... haha]]]] but I hate everything about it. So while all of Yale goes to screw tonight, I will be sitting here and pretending like what I'm writing is read by anyone. Actually, not really, because I'm writing this now and screw doesn't start until like 10. At which time I'll be smoking weed alone in my room. I'll also probably try to sneak in later. &_&&&&&&&&&&&& #screw -Eug
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Left hand on that adderall right hand on that espresso Yale is fun!
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You wanna know the secret to being cool? CLUB SOCCER. C-L-U-B SOOCCCERRRRRRRR
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A faint whisper in my ear saying don't...eat....the bratwurst.....
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It's too bad Dean Mary Miller is stepping down next year. She was my adderall connect
Tyler
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Our suitemate Maddie getting food!!!!!
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this is where the chaplain's office is. We go here when we have run out of places to go to find food. They have fudge bars and sour patch kids and also bibles but we dont read those


Jacob Turmelle. Yale University. New Haven, CT. January 2014.
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Hi!!! We are Eug and Tyler. We are freshmeat at Yale. we decided to make a blog so we could be famous/////expose how ridiculous this school can be. Follow us! We're funny. We swer
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Got ASAP Rocky to look at me best night ever
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The club at Yale is called Toads. Toads. It is really called Toads. Think about this. Toads.
"Lets go to Toads" is a totally normal thing to say on this campus. I swear to fucking god.
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