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Never seen game of thrones before, figure I should give it a shot I'm always hearing people talk about it.

Season 1- Episode 1:

It must be super cold that guy looks mad twitchy. Kinda creepy but with a slight attractiveness to him.

What's up with the torches? Is that not real fire?

What did he even see that made him get off his horse? I'm confused.

Oh smoke fire, I didn't notice it.

Well she looks like a porcelain doll with a weird sense of deja vu to her .

What's up with the dead body hieroglyph?

This guy's a jerk!!

Huh?? Did the bodies get eaten by a wild animal or something? Or were they part of some summoning ritual and get poofed from existence when the ritual is complete.

Oooooo glowy eyes!

More glowy eyes!!! She's pretty in a super disturbing creepy way.

What were they again? The witherings or something like that that they said they were hunting

Oops a beheading.

I have literally no idea what is going on, is the opening supposed to not set up any character names or anything? I mean I guess everyone literally just died and I hear that's what this show is about, everyone dying. So in that way I suppose it's a good show opener. Won't be a let down when character die, knowing everything starts with a bunch dying. Right?

Okay monty python fog and field vibes. Don't know why it gave me that feeling but it did.

Oh he's not dead.

Uhhhh embroidery. I'm so bad at it. That girl looks ticked to be there. Wait isn't that the guy in lord of the rings?

Yes girl! Archery!

Is his beard tied in a bow? Whyyy?

Are they having an affair? The lady and the dude that was helping the boy shoot arrows?

White walkers?

Wait that is the boys older brother?!? Why did he look at his mom like that?

Okay so NOW he's dead. He made it through the opening credits at least.

Ahhhh so I was right. It was a magic ritual to bring back some evil spirit dead 1000 years. Typical.

Awww the poor wolf cubs. :( That's so sad. They lost their mum.

No dire wolves south of the wall. Winter is coming. Okay. Something important about these two things.

Dire wolves for the house awwww. His name is Snow? And he gets a snow white wolf. Yeah that makes sense. Bet the thing ends up being the most vicious of the lot.

Brother and sister plotting something...

Oooo pretty tree.

Who is John Heron? Herring? A red herring! Someone's gonna die going to the funeral or something huh.

It's a trap!

Not the hair! Nooooo xD

Oh hello. Who was sneaking out I blinked.

Brandon?

Yeah.... No more climbing. That kids gonna fall and die.

Wait girls don't count as children? Or we're not all of the boys getting hair cuts siblings?

Hey blonde prick. I can already tell I'm going to hate you.

Chubby king struggling to get off horse makes me smile.

Oh the QUEENS brother was plotting. They aren't just siblings they're royal siblings. Oof. Treason!

Hand of the king? Is that like a right hand man? Ooof. He was in love with wolf man's sister and married a queen who is plotting? Yeah definitely treason.

The Starks. Okay got it. Wolf house is Starks.

Wow... Wow. Four women one man. Wonder if that's fun for him.

I honestly had not heard this show had nudity.

Oooooo she's pretty! Her white hair looks so lovely! Huh don't know why but I'm getting full witcher vibes right now.

Who is he? They look like siblings . Yeah they are. Stop caressing your sister like that! Is the actor .. oh what's his face who plays loki... Tom? I'm drawing a blank gah. The name is right there... No that can't be him. Nevermind.

And now I'm feeling assassin's creed!

There are way to many plots for me to follow. This is confusing as heck.

Wow ... He's a prick too. 40,000 men and their horses. Pffh. Give her a say!

She thinks little blonde prick is handsome? Oof.

Was the king just kissing another woman? No wonder the queen is plotting treason. She wasn't first choice and she's still scorned.

Does that mean he can't have sex?

So is this guy the one who was eyeing his mother who isn't actually his mother?

Okay. I really really don't like the blonde kid and all he's done is smirk and be on camera. And get promised to a girl.

Aria is a troublemaker isn't she. Wow

Black seals aren't usually good. Uh oh. ... Burn right away? OhOhOh!!

I was right. The brother and sister are plotting something. They killed the red herring man who was mentioned! And now stark is gonna take his place and hopefully not get murdered by the royal plotting siblings. I finally understand slightly what the heck is going on.

Snakes. :O

There is a TON of sex in this. What?!

DRAGON EGGS!!!!

I don't really understand what's going on still, I assume this plot line will tie back in somehow to make more sense.

And here's more climbing...

Plotting royal siblings are incest. Of course. Climbing got him killed. Look at all the predictable things coming true.

Well that was interesting, and I still have no idea what's going on. XD let's see if I can summarize the first episode with out understanding things. The Starks are protecting the south from the north at the wall. Winter is coming. Winter is the north?? Cause it was all snowy there where made it through the credits before dying guy ran south from. The lancaster's are incest siblings plotting to take the throne somehow after killing the right hand man red herring guy who's wife is the sister of Mrs stark. And Mr stark is going to the castle to become the right hand man and is therefore in danger from sex siblings who just pushed his son out a window. Meanwhile the white hair people are getting freaky with the horse sex tribe in order to take back their country. She is most definitely a virgin. And she likes dragons and poetry.

How'd I do?