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They should invent a sleeping from 4am to 10am that gives you 10 hours of sleep

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I will never take this show seriously they fucking let an extra just straight up shovel LOGS!

Left side, middle ground 1st gif.

THE LAST OF US | 1.06, Kin

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He'll yeah!

I'm not an author and I NEVER flame (omg I'm old) fics I don't like but some people weren't around for before the time before AO3 and have no Fandom etiquette block is now a vital function.

also, not to keep going on about how happy i am about the blocking and muting on ao3, but i do also hope it helps the archive cut down on abuse reports and the time they have to spend dealing with them. i know it's helped on MY end, i haven't had to file any since the block feature rolled out because now i can just handle the issues on my own with a button push

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If they wanted me to belive she was in the Bahamas the pink tights and closed toe shoes aren't the thing.

Twiggy in a travel advertisement, late 1960s

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some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun

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Ya know, everything doesn't have to be about sex.

And no your vagina shaped pastry is not free of sexual double entendra so can we please just not?

Sincerely an exhausted asexual.

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I was walking down the street with my partner when they suddenly realised they were walking a dog. We did not have a dog, nor did we leave the house with one. We were trying to come up with a way to find the dog’s owner so we could give them back. The dog was a beautiful border collie who did not seem bothered but the situation.

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Cat are better than dogs.

In fact, dogs suck

This is an opinion

I will not be taking notes

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I am really enjoying this fantastic new show

It's called 'Billionaire Narcissist Being Undone by his own Hubris'

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Being ADHD means sometimes some little things are gonna mean enough to send you over the moon but other's will not be able to see how such a miniscule thing can mean so much to you so they will not be celebrating with you. You will be celebrating some of these things alone.

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[image description: tweet from tiarne aka t-bone @/tatty old thing that says “i wonder if david jenkins knows that we call his dark brooding leather clad middle aged men babygirls” - david jenkins liked the tweet.]

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fun fact there is scientific proof that aromantic people are actually cooler than everyone else. don't believe me? go away

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And aids came from chimpanzees

Humans are sick fucks

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homophobic cavemen be like.... no unga but.. he kinda bunga

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I love being single and I don't want to change my status but I would appreciate a little empathy from the partnered crowd.

Why? Being single is a LOT of work.

I have to do all the dishes, laundry, yard work, cleaning, all of it. Most of my free time goes to just keeping my life happening.

But you're one person so there's less work I hear you say. But that's both true and untrue, take cooking and dishes for example.

Say you cook a meal with your partner and you split the work. Perhaps your partner cooks and you clean up. Well then each of you is only doing 1 of the 2 tasks required to prepare a meal.

Or perhaps you share in the workload of each task then your each only doing part of a task.

As a single person both tasks fall to me. And sure I won't have eaten off of two sets of dishes but I could make the exact same meal as you and your partner requiring the exact same number of pots, pans, spoons etc. All if which I have to clean up.

The same goes for making the bed, yard work, cleaning, home repairs and even fuxking laundry, sure there are fewer clothes in the laundry basket but the number of rags, sheets, dish cloths etc. Isn't staggeringly less than those required for a couple.

Anyway basically my point is singles don't have help. We do it all, all on our own and your expectation that we should have the same amount of free time and/or space in our lives as partnered people for bullshit like going back to school, professional trainings, fun nights out, and even things like actually seeing friends is unreasonable.

Also multiply the hardship of singleness for single parents by the number of kids they have.

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I actually did bite my dm with explicit consent. because I was trying to argue that a ranger/barbarian's bite would be d6+Strength Modifier. and not d4+Strength Modifier. and he was like lmao human bites aren't even that strong. and I said bet. and he said well bite me then as strong as an 18 attack roll would be (the prison guard had 14AC btw) and we had to stop the game because he had to go get stitches.

also he didn't wanna say he let himself get bit to win an argument that he lost so badly he's in the emergency room, so he was like "a rat did it" and the nurse turns her head 12 degrees to the left and sees my bloody mouth. and goes "yeah okay that happens"

and we did get the barbarian bite attack to be d6+Strength Modifier. I'm also now engaged to this guy and this campaign I get to be the dm!

Absolute rollercoaster, but congrats on the engagement - Paper

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