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is anyone still defending him??

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Clark, you’re going to flood the apartment. Mmm-hmm.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice  2016 | dir. Zack Snyder

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Broker than broke: chastity ring

Broke: Jaskier’s wearing a ring in episode six on his right hand because he got married sometime before the dragon hunt - in Poland your marriage hand is your right hand and the author is Polish.

Woke: Jaskiers wearing a ring in episode six because he has tasteful accessories.

Bespoke: Geralt and Jaskier were really drunk and got married.

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Oh god oh shit this is my first tag and I have no idea who to tag

Top 4 Ships (I probably forgot one because I tend to hyperfixate on one and forget everything else)

Geraskier/Gerlion (Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier|Dandelion) [The Witcher]

Stucky (Steve Rogers|Captain America/Bucky Barnes|The Winter Soldier) [Marvel]

Ineffable Husbands (Crowley/Aziraphale) [Good Omens]

Tie between

Destiel (Dean Winchester/Castiel) [Supernatural]

Symbrock (Eddie Brock/Venom) [Marvel]

Last song

Either "Her Sweet Kiss" by Joey Batey or "Godzilla" by Eminem

Last Movie

Just saw 1917 at the movies yesterday! Fucking fantastic film, absolutely do watch it, it's a masterpiece and incredibly thrilling from start to finish

Reading

Atm the only fics I read are Geraskier but I can't remember any names, also currently reading Good Omens and might re-read Proxy by Alex London, it's amazing

What food am I craving rn

Honestly I could throw up at the thought of food rn because I just ate a few hours ago but if I had to say anything it'd be a veggie Döner Kebab

I have no idea who to tag because I'm new to this and the account I have been tagged on isn't even my Fandom account so oop (my witcher account which I'm most active on is @jaskierisbaby)

@mystic-majestic @random-nerd-3 @astralbrojob @lovely-day-poetry @acontentquarter @cpt-america-aint-here @enesaymada @weakforjaskier

@starrose17​ tagged me - thank you lovely <33 It’s my first witcher!tag-game as well ^^

Rules: Tag 9 people you’d like to know better.

Top four ships:

1. James T. Kirk/Spock

2. Gerald of Rivia/Jaskier

3. Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield

4. James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers I blame tumblr osmosis

Last Song: Blossom by Milky Chance

Last Movie: Just finished watching “Bullyparade - Der Film” lmao, does that count? The movie before that was… pacific rim uprising??? idk anymore i binged too many a good series in between

Reading: so, so many geraskier fics (have y’all read Love As You Are by thisgirlsays22 aka @geralt-jaskier??? It’s a. beautifully written b. has soulmates in it and is c. completed)

What food are you craving right now: waffles, which I’m currently eating as well

I’m tagging these beautiful beans: @chelseabunnyhoney @lilolilyr @mikami-the-cyberman @mystic-majestic @slendermanisanarwhal @sgt-rogers @youre-not-a-cat-youre-a-rat @maedhroast @the-winter-witcher

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Geralt: how do I get away from these crazy sorceresses??

Dandelion: -appears-

Geralt: Oh thank the gods it’s my himbo

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Look, I'm not saying Jaskier is gay, I absolutely am but Joey Batey is really giving it his best to make the guy as flamboyant as possible and we stan

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upon consideration here are the things in ships that make me feral:

1. Grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one

2. One dark coloring, one light coloring

3. They both have anxieté but one hides it better

4. Ones got gold inhuman slitted eyes lol

5. Tender gay yearning

6. One offers the other to leave together,,, just the two of them,, on an extended vacation/escape the world,,, just a thinly veiled declaration of feelings

7. There is the Breakup Scene™️ that is/will be resolved

8. One of them is overly emotionally connected to their mode of transportation lol

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I did not know the formula 1 Fandom had people shipping drivers but here we are and people ship Lando Norris and Carlo Sainz? I know nothing about f1 but I surely didn't expect that

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Guys, cowboy werewolves

Yeehowl

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How about Marvel just introduce a new superhero played by Tom Holland and his name is Spooder Man and the colors of his suit are swapped around but everything else stays the same because Peter Parker had a SECOND secret persona :)

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josh: how does this shirt look?

tyler: amazing! i wish i could pull that off

josh: go ahead

tyler: what

josh: what

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we collected footage from our visit to south america + put it on spotify • top.lnk.to/playlist

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josh: oh hey mark, i brought tyler. he gave me a quickie

mark: he did what??

josh: a quick therapy session. he says that sometimes i can be unconsciously sexual. i’m gonna work on it, but it’s gonna be a tough nut to bust.

tyler: you’re doing it again.

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josh: are you okay?

tyler: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

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tyler: i’m tired of people telling me to ‘go to the hospital’ and that ‘i’ve ‘lost a lot of blood’. it’s my stab wound, not yours. stay out of it.