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‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck
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matpat is to fnaf theorists what freud is to psychologists.
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every time a healthcare worker is sarcastic towards me i sneak into their house and soak their fingernails in rotting onion juice while they sleep
#healthcare workers stop treating their patients like they’re annoying you#even if they are annoying you you’re a fucking healthcare worker#i’m not saying let people be rude to you at all in any way#i’m saying stop letting your biases effect how you treat new patients
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you know what I'd fall for it too, he's very convincing
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You will never be alone in this big universe girl.
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it is an honor to show the blessings of my life (lightly smoked mussels) to the public
the vape is just a little cart and that long colorful part is actually a battery i got from a local smoke shop, i want to switch it out soon
my unprofessional review is that this meal was absolutely bomb 9/10 ofc ofc. smoked seafood and a cracker never let me down. wine brings the meal from a 9 to an 8 because i prefer my own to store bought. also that avocado spray is in the photo so ofc i have to add that point right back

lightly smoked mussels and an orgasm
#avocado spray is for temporary pain relief#i use it for my nerve damage#it’s just rubbing alcohol and a diced avocado pit
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This file got corrupted it wasn’t meant to look like this but happy LATE 413 here’s the beta kids
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bitch god is so good i just ate tinned smoked mussels and pussy juice
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