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So I was having a conversation with a friend about old anime and in the middle of it she forgot the word "canonical" and she instead inflicted a spectacular new aesthetic and slew of mental images on me by saying the phrase "Biblically Accurate Ouran High School Host Club".
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he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern
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“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.
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god i'm so sick of being the bigger person without even receiving any kind of reward for it. every time i hold myself back from being worse i should get to turn into an enormous winged beast with a thousand burning red eyes and talons as long as your arm as compensation.
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Can I offer you a Sea Sheep (Costasiella kuroshimae) in these trying times?
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