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this guy annoyed me so i transformed him into a beetle and told him im not transforming him back unless he draws me all the furry porn i want. he'll transform back automatically once i feel satisfied.
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sometimes if you want to talk about serious topics you have to either stop obfuscating everything in layers of euphemism or accept that you are going to be misunderstood.
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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
#This is not the spirit of the question but the only thing that comes to mind is playing resident evil 1 remake#The cutscene near the beginning when the zombie turned to look at you was the source of many a nightmare#I also think that's when the problem started because I became fucking obsessed with that game#And survival horror as a genre#It scared me but it also CHANGED me#Also I have no idea why I had access to that game as a six year old but that's probably why it was a formative experience
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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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next time youre hurling abuse into your headset playign video game.. think.... you never know who could be on the other side of the screan
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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i think fiction should be abolished. if yo uwrite about a character dying you should be put on trial in real life for murder
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reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies
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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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