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Wear left earing mean hoping for your son healthy. But it have another meaning.

It mean "you re gay"

is that so? well thats not really a surpise~

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Does your mother have a favorite mushroom?

You two seem very similar

hmmm you know, i have yet to ask her that myself

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How does her mom do her hair? Its so pretty.

mother has her own routine that she follows when shes on land

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no offense but ur mother is 👀

Yes she does have a great sense in fashion, I'm proud to call her my mother

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I love your mom so much. Is she sìgle?

No she is very much still married to my father,

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Your mom is hot

Lack of respect aside, I agree that my mother is a very fashionable woman~, it was nice to see her again.

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Curse you mushroom

ooh curse mushroom are my favorite~

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https://www.tumblr.com/oya-oya-okay/781016960990380032?source=share

why do I feel like you gave this speech before

maybe iv had, and maybe iv havent~

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⌞💐⌝ “This you?”

no i believe that is a fascinating plant

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Who would like to play?~

I saw this on @rizdoodles 😭

7-HEAD L BOZO

WHAT.

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Bold of you to assume that I've stopped in the first place~

day two of seeing what i can eat in the kitchen before hearing a complaint today i ate half the bag of flour and 4 forks im not sure if jade has caught on yet

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Heeey Jaaade?

- Cerbie Hound

( @underworld-guardian )

yes? how may i be of assistance?~

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Hey, you seem like a pretty fun-guy :)

oh? i like to think so too~

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pocket shroomies! *throws tiny mushrooms at Jade*

...aww baby fungi~

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https://youtube.com/shorts/Sj7XubCdBik?si=Z1bAGy1inuG2ZV7m

this sound familiar?

she is simply a women of exellent tastes, thats all~ floyd showed me this a while ago actually~ i believe her name was....meowmeow?

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what seems to be the matter? there only cookies~😇😇😇😇

*a plate of cookies with the words "Eat Me" are left for Jade. Will they make him breath colorful smoke rings all day or make everything he eats taste like mushrooms? There's a note left with them*

Note: "I made extra, enjoy! - Vern"

@hello-from-nrc-infirmary

Ooc// tame April Fools tricks

......😇 @floyd-leech-thing oh dear brother of mine i have a present for you~

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Alls fair in love and war Dearing work hours dear~

day two of seeing what i can eat in the kitchen before hearing a complaint today i ate half the bag of flour and 4 forks im not sure if jade has caught on yet