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Nephews about their uncle

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the yunmengjiang tourism department notices that, due to scary rumors about sect leader jiang, tourists aren't coming to yunmeng.

the yunmengjiang tourism agency decides to tackle this problem - by designing a marketable mascot character.

to resolve the problem at its root, the character is themed after the the primary factor keeping tourists away.

and thus:

5. no, they did not get sect leader jiang's approval first.

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Thank you my friend @neurodivernon for all the brainrot and ideas...

But yes Jiang Cheng and Tianlang Jun, they would be a funny duo 🙏

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i still basically never post here but umm, here are my 4 FE14 Nohrian royal OCs. in order: Melia, Crylica, Hikari, Mel. The first three are more Nohrian royals, and Mel is Camilla's daughter named after Melia.

short intros for them on bsky

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Me, a clown: hey i kind of miss drawing flowers, lets work on a garden for my next poster 🤩

My hand one week later: angry carpel tunnel noises

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my five beautiful mysterious daughters. I don't know who you are and I'm kind of scared to find out

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Reading this chapter during pride month was kind of comical...

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if i had a nickel for every time a character i liked returned as a ghost in a future game,,

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just some moshang about to smooch

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AU where instead of spirit swords everyone gets a Pokemon

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We need happy and wholesome nice queer representation to remind us that being queer doesn't doom you to a short life of loneliness and misery and we need fucked up and toxic queer representation to remind us that queer people are human beings who are messy and complicated and are not required to be beacons of moral goodness

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Typing this with a migraine because I just remembered that Mobei criticised Shen Qingqiu's fighting

'Unusually inferior talent," [Mobei-Jun] said. "Foundation and techniques inflexible. Leave." SVSSS vol 1 pg 241

I want him to be comparing him specifically to Shang Qinghua who isn't as strong but who thinks fast on his feet and is clever and capable when he has to fight (it's implied Shang Qinghua was protecting disciples)

like Mobei was saying "you're predictable and boring. My Peak Lord is always surprising!"

Because Shen Qingqiu was so goddamn mad about that comment and I want him to ask Mobei about it and find out Mobei was comparing him to Shang Qinghua

Because that would be so funny to me

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AITAH for trying to ruin my son’s relationship?

I (652M) have a son (idk maybe 80? 14?M) who has major hots for his milf teacher (milf age M). Teacher is just insanely slutty, absolutely built to take dick. My son isn’t even 100 yet (I think), he would have no idea what to do with all that. Meanwhile, me and me nephew (187M) are older and know how to treat a lady (gender neutral). Ideally I would like to marry my nephew to teacher after having my way with him, but teacher is very attached to son. Son is also rather volatile- teacher pushed him into the abyss at some point and he recently climbed out. He’s nothing I can’t handle, but he keeps threatening to destroy my rpf collection if I keep trying to fuck his little crush.

I decided that soft power was probably the best way to go, so I started writing rpf about teacher and son getting a messy divorce. I gift them to teacher, which he always graciously accepts. Currently I’m working on a harem drama AU where teacher leaves son for nephew after a life changing night in my bed.

Son attacked me unprompted and accused me of trying to ruin his relationship. Which I am, but it’s in everyone’s best interest! Nephew has never had a partner before- not even during his heats- and he could really use an older man to take care of him. Clearly he needs teacher more than son. So am I the asshole?

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Shishu you cheater >:'(

bingliu(shen) be upon ye