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living a day as a fat preteen girl would break the spirit of most fully grown men

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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thinking back on my days of being a homestuck casual who was really mostly just in it for the silly characters and ships but in a fandom full of people who were much more into the lore and world building than i and had somehow memorized every single obscure detail contained within all 8,000 pages and took it all really seriously and i would make some offhand joke on tumblr and a rando and/or mutual would reply very gravely like “your analysis here kind of breaks down given that nepeta’s great aunt is canonically left-handed.”

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what if everything worked out

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it feels like it’s literally always The Met Gala

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ummmmm excuse me Human, i am noticing we are not petting me? i am a little baby of seven (7) years old and i have never been loved in my whole entire life (tragedy.) your eye balls must not have seen when i ran in front of your legs six times in a row. i will now Scream until this mistake is fixed

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (me when i’m overstimulated)

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fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

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Everything is so hard all the time has anyone else noticed that

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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

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i need to sit by the ocean about this

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Senator Cory Booker is holding the floor of the Senate and says he “will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis��.

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why! do! i! feel! empty! inside! today!!

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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i do tire of everyone on the left performing emotional fragility whenever they are challenged in any way