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love when im playing Ace Attorney and i have no idea wtf going on and Phoenix pulls out some “actually 😏 i have the evidence here 📄 to prove you commit the crime ☝️” and im like fuck we do?

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Haymitch Abernathy..my shayla..weeps

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why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

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Bethesda Terrace in Central Park, New York City.

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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

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we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

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[Old art]

Clingy... 🫂

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attorneys don't even interrogate you anymore man they just show you their badge like this

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live

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Where's my Breakfast?

Oil on Panel 30x30 cm

Artist: Daniel Arthur

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genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

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I genuinely think the idea that if you should draw a little every day or you'll suffer skill degradation is a total fabrication. Some of the best art I've ever drawn has been coming back from long breaks. I'm talking like weeks. Sometimes you just gotta reset and flush the systems. There's no shame in it. Take breaks. The art will be there for you when you're ready.

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