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📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

“I don’t really draw much, but i’ve done a few small things in the back of the diary!”

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🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

Treasures and riches are the first things that come to the young merchants mind, but that isn’t much of a secret to anyone.

“Hm... Oh! I always wanted a cat when I was younger.”

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Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

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warning!! my best friend !!!!!!!!!!!

AGDJGOEPAOIFICJAJEIGISISIDU NO YOU NO YOU NO YOU

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What if the MUN had a warning label? What would it say?

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🛑❗❗ATTENTION ALL OCTOPATH GAMERS❗❗🛑

TRESSA IS IN BIG TROUBLE AND SHE NEEDS YOUR👉👉 HELP! SHE’S GOING TO NEED HER TRUSTY BOW AND SPEAR🔪🔪, SOME HEALING GRAPES🍇, AND 👀YOUR PARENTS👩‍👩‍👧 CREDIT CARD NUMBER🔢, THE EXPIRATION MONTH AND YEAR, AND THE THREE ✨✨MAGICAL✨✨ NUMBERS ON THE BACK. BUT ❕YOU’VE GOTTA BE 🕑🕑QUICK, BEFORE 😠ALI😠 GETS TO THE ⛅SKYSTONES⛅ AND STEALS HER BUSINESS!❌❌

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Things I have said to my cat - sentence starters

1. “Get off the table.” 

2. “Stop biting me!” 

3. “Stop eating the dog’s food. You have your own.” 

4. “You are so weird.” 

5. “You are not bringing that into the house.” 

6. “That’s my chair. You couldn’t find somewhere else to sit?” 

7. “You make a better door than a window.” 

8. “You are so cute.” 

9. “That wasn’t meant to be a toy, but okay.” 

10. “I just fed you.” 

11. “Get back here!” 

12. “Why don’t you try sleeping at night, like the rest of us.” 

13. “I’m trying to sleep.” 

14. “You’re my baby. My big, beautiful baby.” 

15. “Hey! That’s my water.” 

16. “Yes, I know I’m weird. Stop looking at me like that.” 

17. “Don’t try to play with the parrot. The parrot is not a friendly.” 

18. “No, you can’t go outside.” 

19. “Why must you knock things over?” 

20. “What’s the matter? Why are you crying?” 

21. “The woods are full of things that want to eat you, so please stay on the property.”

22. “Don’t give me that face. You know exactly what you did.” 

23. “My paperwork is not the place for you to nap.” 

24. “There you are! You goober, you scared me half to death!” 

25. “Want to sit in my lap?” 

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Take the shot, Tressa

“nothing personnel, kid.”

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“Way to go Tressa.”

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@thief-atop-the-precipice

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“I will call upon the gods themselves to smite your Street Rat Fungus self and banish you from this realm and the next.”

yureimori

tressa voice: youre one to talk Bitch

“Hmm, you really need to work on your insults Tress.”

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You're doing amazing sweetie

“finally, someone with taste”

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“threatened because you’re cuck juice aren’t you”

…… He can’t help but feel vaguely threatened.

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{CYRUS} —- “Is… Is Tressa feeling alright?”

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hi! im tressa!

can̷’t̛ w͝a͝ìt͜ to ͘mee҉t ́u a̸ll̛!! <3̵

g͠i͡v͏e me҉ ҉you͡r͢ ̨cr̢edit car̛d ̨n͝um͜b͟er

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Tressa <3