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seaslimes · 27 minutes ago

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Hogs as my witness. I need to stop getting mixed up in projects & then charming my way into bigger commitments.

#Textual.#It's not even on purpose @ this point. My carefully constructed vibes are just that immaculate.

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seaslimes · 4 days ago

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Under absolutely no circumstances do we need to legitimize the Veep but it is extremely funny that he said this during an interview:

You can read the relevant article here. Full of the typical dogshit talking points & an attempted rebranding of the "Big Beautiful Bill" that nobody wanted, LOL. But still. What a line.

#Textual.#MacK read this article out to me & I loudly said: ''You can't say that part out loud! Comrade Vance! You'll give it away!''#@Comrade Vance. I need you to follow your ambitions & then be very careful around any stairs. If the worst should happen?#You have my word that we will have a crab rave about it. Think about the crabs. You could overshadow the big man one last time.#Politics & the World.

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seaslimes · 5 days ago

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Hogs grant me strength because I am half-awake & thinking unstraight thoughts about a femmeboy fatale.

#Textual.#His design is already half-formed in my mind. Cock hard & shivering over here.

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seaslimes · 7 days ago

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Been quiet because I took on several big projects at once. LMAO. But we persevere. If I succeed, I get a cookie.

#Textual.#Will get a cookie regardless because that is my right. Amen.#Either way these tracks arts will be done. Tralalala.

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seaslimes · 9 days ago

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I have GOTTA finish some of my damn projects but I wanna draw pornnn.

#Textual.#Like. What is actually stopping me from drawing blackrom Jace × Kami? Nothing.#Except my commitments... Immortal chains of extreme agony. Just wanna draw incest. ]:

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seaslimes · 10 days ago

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*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

#Tumblr posts that might cause a sudden urge to watch Ke$ha's Tik Tok.#Her hair was really nice in that video actually. Remember when celebs did that teased not-curl thing with too much hairspray?#Reminders.#Gotta make sure I listen to it more. Fun song.#FEID TAG #OTTO TAG #About me.#text & images #reblog

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seaslimes · 11 days ago

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thank you. justice for mega audino. that's my wife. have you ever drawn mega audino on this blog before?

I have not. But just for you: a gift of cheeky domestic bliss.

#pokesmut #pokesmut mega audino #Slapping that tag on for clarity's sake. This is a lewd gift. It has a horndog ribbon affixed to the Audino's left paw in the metaphorical.#Honestly. It is very cute to me when people describe a character as a wife. Me too. Can't think about Kanaya for too long or I get—#primordial urges to bake some cupcakes. Consider this my thanks for your sweet comment. & Also permission to send me Pokésmut asks.#ART TAG #ANONYMOUS #INBOX #text & images

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seaslimes · 11 days ago

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After receiving constructive criticism from an anon, I have converted. I think we should put Mega Victreebel on the banners of rope bunnies & riggers everywhere.

I do not go here because Pokémon wasn't an option during my childhood but that Mega reveal was so fucken bad. Had to do something.

#For context. Anon forgot to scroll down my blog to see fatass stuckage-stuck Rose Lalonde's butthole bared to the world.#Thus making the— forgivable but hilarious —assumption that I believe in smut abolishment. Can you imagine?#Mega Victreebel [official] resembles a ballsack being strangled or perhaps a noose fetishist to me specifically because I have—#porn brain pattern recognition. Let's be serious here. I'm making this comment because I'm horny.#If anything—we need to abolish the idea that megavolutions are just shitty redesigns of the original Pokémon. Justice for Mega Audino.#As for the million reasons why this design is sucks to me. IDK. DM me & I'll explain. It's not that serious.#pokesmut #pokesmut mega victreebel #ART TAG #reblog

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seaslimes · 12 days ago

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I do not go here because Pokémon wasn't an option during my childhood but that Mega reveal was so fucken bad. Had to do something.

#pokemon #pokemon mega victreebel #mega victreebel #victreebel #This is absolutely terrible for a thousand reasons. I'm truly baffled @ the utter malarkey that took place here. This is wild stuff.#Imagine being the guy who designed OG Victreebel & having to see this ballsack glorp around the screen to vomit purple muck.#That's just terrible in every way. Am I claiming to be an expert? No. But my mind wouldn't rest until I got my own thoughts out.#ART TAG

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seaslimes · 14 days ago

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Once again, I have been reminded that I do not care for Stephen King or his pretentious writing.

#Textual.#Will concoct a rant about the highly unnecessary ''introduction'' contained within my library's edition of THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE.#Really go out of my way to avoid reading King's works as a baseline 'cause I think it is Le Sucks. But this is truly terrible.#Imagine misunderstanding the literal first paragraph of the book you're reviewing after 9 pages of waxing your own authorial merit.#Eat shit. Perhaps explode into meat. Imagine reading a book this badly. Holy shit.#the haunting of hill house #Reviews.

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seaslimes · 14 days ago

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Everyone shut up. Go play Bloodborne (2015)

#Won't lie. Was trying to get the OG Lana Del Ray post but this is an infinitely more important message.#Thanks @ Tumblr User Amygdalae. Need to finishe Demon's Souls to drag myself 1 step closer to Bloodborne + Sekiro.#Why the fuck did I think this was a good idea. LMAO. Starting from the bottom & for what.#Reminders.#text & images #gif #gif set #reblog

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seaslimes · 15 days ago

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Trying to reblog a post about liking fat girls & following through to the original post's blog only to find out the blog owner reblogs skinny women with huge tits. These are not the same thing!

#Textual.#Nothing is actually stopping me from reblogging the post but the knowledge of the original blog's proclivity cheapens it for me.#Although it is really funny to be confronted with ''men DNI'' atop everything else.#Ma'am. With all due respect I'm just here for the fat girls. It appears that you're outta stock. Will be taking my business elsewhere.#Then again a lotta the chubby girls + huge boobs I've seen use fun pronouns. Maybe that hinders the vibe for some people.#To each her own. LMAO. I'm fetishistically attracted to thems that are bugs so we're in different circles entirely.

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seaslimes · 15 days ago

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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.

#Clearly the only way to win this war is to Wednesday × Wednesday this bitch. Most people wouldn't know to double their woe.#But it's the only way to maximize one's ghoulish tendencies. To my fellow Wednesdays. Get yourself a freak.#MACK TAG #About me.#LOL @ this loser being 14 days younger than me. You will never survive.#Did feel a minor personal smugness RE: knowing the whole nursery rhyme. Addams Family supremacy.#text & images #polls & community #reblog

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seaslimes · 16 days ago

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On second thought. Today is mad cursed actually.

Picarto stream later today.

#Textual.#Not a good idea to do performance art methinks. Condolences around but it will happen another day.

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seaslimes · 16 days ago

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Picarto stream later today.

#Textual.#Gotta finish that old man. Someone's gotta.

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seaslimes · 17 days ago

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they wanted you to hate malachite so bad they would kill you with stones and hammers if you correctly said jasper & lapis fucking each other to death at the bottom of the ocean wasnt the sexiest thing in that show

#Will never shut the fuck up about the absolute best non-Homestuck kismesis I ever seen. No matter how much time passes.#Justice for Malachite. She did all that shit & I wish she had done worse.#Remember when people tried to say that Malachite was a glorification of toxic relationships? Brother. I wish it was!#We mighta gotten to see orange hole & blue cock @ that rate! Fuck! Robbed again!#Insp.#Reminders.#Need to revisit this & draw fanart in the big 25.#nsfw #steven universe #su jasper #su lapis #text & images #reblog

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seaslimes · 17 days ago

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cant afford a new lighter just been carrying around a constantly burning candle to light my cigarettes on and #YUP it has an eternal flame

#Dialogue you can get from a random Unkindled NPC in Dark Souls 3.#Absolutely positive that moping jagoff on the stairs mutters this while concealing a poorly rolled blunt.#Unrelated. Real talk. Level with me here. Do y'all think DS3 Firekeeper would light a cigarette for the Ashen?#Or is she more of a vape girlie? Genuine answers only. I need to know.#Absolute humor.#MACK TAG #VREE TAG #OTTO TAG #SOK TAG #text & images #reblog

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