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Hey @smolenoch this is my gift to you for this peculiar secret Santa based off of a Draw The Squad Meme™ By @kyuremcult. It’s inspired by the mandatory beach episode required in most anime. 

I can just see Horace rocking a full body surf suit and Enoch is just so captivated by his boyfriend’s sweet surfing skills and stellar looks. I mean just look at him. He’s so stunning. And so hard to draw in that pose. You can’t believe. Draw me like one of your French peculiars, amirite? Oh, and this may be hard to notice but Enoch’s swim trunks are decked in tiny white skulls. He picked them out himself with Horace’s support. 

This may be hard to tell too but there’s an attempt at a background somewhere in there. I hope you like it friend! 

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fluttering in your veins

like kisses in the rain, your brain

a thousand swarming bees in the black-and-yellow night as you fall among the wildflowers

but she's gone and she took the flowers with her; he's screaming, screaming for solace with no one to comfort him but a boy he can't even see,

and the dreaming boy is there, holding hands with the boy who stole his heart and kept it in a jar and he smells like lizard brains pickling in the basement with a bark as strong as

her bite, a princess in pink with golden ringlets, curls with rows and rows upon rows of teeth so strong and you trail up above the

clouds, a girl she's floating high, held back by the rope only the strongest can hold we love

our girl, muddy feet, she is the strongest, dependable, lost her brother and still smiles with all her heart

a heart so strong just like our love but burning with passion and when she loves she burns your insides and expects everything you have in return;

can you feel it? your name is Jacob. you are sixteen years old and live in Florida in 2016 and you have fallen in love with a beauty named 1940 and she is a bird, she is someone and something and everything you have to protect and 'we miss you, Jacob' is not an option at this point. because you are the only one who can see them, because you love them and they love you and you have become those flowers, those bees, you are their strength and will to succeed, you are their fire and flames and teeth and frills and their sky high ambitions so wild you dream of them every night and even when you feel like your heart is going to burst he is there to read to you, to talk to you with an invisible hand on your shoulder, on your chest, combing through your hair so soft and cupping your cheek tilting your chin-

they are beautiful and she is a bird you have loved so dearly since he beginning of your life, years before you were born when your grandfather first felt the waves recede and sprinted up the pebbles (it is not Poland but it is good enough) and he felt the warm embrace of

home.

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Enoch: I guarantee you, in twenty years, I'll be Horace's second husband.

Horace: What happened to my first husband?

Enoch: Nothing you can prove.

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Horace: can you ask enoch if he likes me?

Emma: He's your husband

Horace: yeah but can you

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Enorace Relationship Headcanons

• Enoch is little spoon even though he won’t admit it • They tease each other all the time • Enoch didn’t want to tell anyone about their relationship, but Horace told everyone anyways • They all saw it coming so it was no surprise to anyone • Their ideal night is just watching terrible movies together because Enoch likes to complain • But then again, so does Horace • Horace drags Enoch to go shopping with him! • Surprise surprise, Enoch complains the whole time • But every time Horace says “If it’s really that bad, I won’t take you anymore” Enoch shuts up REAL QUICK • Because he only PRETENDS to hate things • Enoch calls Horace “Pretty Boy” fight me on this • They have little fights all the time like which movie they should watch, or what to eat for dinner stuff like that • Again, always complaining these two stg • But sometimes someone (Mr. O’Connor) takes it too far and then they have a big fight • When they have big fights they yell • More so Enoch than Horace because Horace doesn’t like to raise his voice at Enoch • Enoch usually picks the fights because he likes to fight people • He’s problematic I’m sorry • I think that’s how Enoch copes with things, he just starts picking fights and getting aggressive • Also because he doesn’t think he deserves Horace so he’s trying to make him angry so he can have a valid reason why Horace left him • Because he thinks Horace might just randomly leave him • Horace ain’t that easy to lose tho buddy BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND: • The fighting either ends with one of them storming off, or when Horace starts crying • If Horace starts crying, the fight is OVER because Enoch can’t handle seeing Horace cry • They resolve their problems with reassuring whispers • I feel like, after fights they just need space, like even if they resolved them • They just go to separate rooms •By the morning there is literally no anger left and they continue their relationship • They may have their faults in the relationship, but they love each other so much and these two could not survive without the other

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OKAY I'M DEAD

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Tbh

Enoch is the type of person to do something really crazy out of pure spite and shade

Like Jacob mentions something about him not seeing Enoch as being gay or smth and Enoch’s just like

“O rLLy??? :))))))))” and he just fucking KISSES HORACE RIGHT ON THE MOUTH WOWIEWOWOW

But then he just questions his entire existence because wtf that was actually enjoyable?????? WhAT?????????? IS he gay??????????? Fuck,,,,

And Horace just fucking faints and dies and everyone else is lowkey wheezing

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Christmas!Enorace

Okay but imagine Horace trying to get Enoch in the Christmas spirit because it’s his favourite time of the year, meanwhile SaltyBoi™ is a total Scrooge. Like Horace is throwing glitter around the basement while violently screaming Jingle Bells and Enoch is like “babe I love you but” *gestures to homunculi* “you’re disturbing the kids” because they’re married af

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Do you hear that sound That was me, screaming

@tricksterlemon I was your secret Santa! So, uh, have some snow shenanigans. Takes place like, a year or two after canon. Hope you like it!

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Horace ducked behind a tree, breathing heavily. He was surrounded on all sides, with no conceivable way out. Add that to the fact he could be attacked from above at any moment and he was essentially trapped.

But goddamnit, he wasn’t going to lose a snowball fight to a ten year old!

He hadn’t actually meant to get involved in any of this, though. He thought snowball fights were quite ridiculous, to be honest. But Millard had accused of him of being too chicken to join them and so now here he was, crouching behind a tree and going against half the house in icy warfare.

Bronwyn had, obviously, teamed up with Claire and Olive immediately. Millard, Jacob, and Emma had more or less joined forces and Hugh and Fiona were pelting anyone they saw. Horace wasn’t entirely sure where Enoch was, but it was entirely possible his boyfriend was still lurking inside the house.

The sudden crunching of snow sent Horace back into defensive mode. He held a powdery snowball in his gloved hand in preparation for an attack. It was Florida, so there was barely enough snow on the ground to scrape together a snowball, but the kids were making do.

The footsteps came closer and Horace realized they belonged to the one and only Enoch O'Connor. Enoch was dressed in all black, which made Horace shudder on the inside. It was so monochromatic. He’d have to teach Enoch about fashion one of these days.

“I didn’t know you were playing too,” Horace said pleasantly, allowing his arm to drop back to his side.

“Got nothin’ better to do. My homunculi will break if I use them while it’s cold” Enoch said with a shrug.

“Ah,” Horace said awkwardly. “So, want to join me on my team?”

Before Enoch could formulate a proper response, they were interrupted by a high-pitched voice above them screaming “Attack!” Horace looked up and was greeted by the sight of Olive hovering among the tree branches, her hands wrapped around a particularly large limb. She grinned wickedly and shook the branch vigorously. Snow rained down on them and Enoch grabbed Horace’s hand and pulled them out of harm’s way.

“My hero!” Horace cried in an overly dramatic falsetto. He said it in a Southern accent to make it more annoying.

“Shut up,” Enoch scoffed, pushing Horace’s shoulder.

“Ooh, trouble in paaaradiise?” A voice sang behind them. The couple turned around to see Emma, Millard – visible only by his heavy winter clothing – and Jacob, who had been the source of the teasing.

“Get ‘em!” Emma shouted enthusiastically.

The fight was on.

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An hour later, the children were hustled indoors for hot cocoa. Horace made sure to seat himself beside Enoch. Horace was still quite cold, which he thought was reasonable considering Claire had shoved snow down his coat. He reached over and linked his fingers with Enoch’s.

“Good Lord, you’re hands are cold,” Enoch complained.

“Yours are just as cold as mine, you have no right to complain,” Horace huffed.

They argued back and forth for a while, but there wasn’t any heat behind it.

“Are they flirting?” Olive asked.

“I think it’s their own weird way of flirting,” Jacob answered.

Horace and Enoch kissed, and it tasted like chocolate and chapped lips to Horace.

“Yeah, definitely weird flirting.”

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REBLOG IF YOU WANT ENORACE TO BECOME CANON

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OH THIS GAVE ME LIFE

Enorace Headcannons

My gay bois uwu

- Enoch went through like 276 stages of denial before he fully realized he liked Horace, then maybe 42 more accepting that he loves him

- Horace realized like... right away

- They’re very slow and hesitant for everything

- they didn’t have their first kiss for like... months... they were just scared to mess up

- Enoch gets embarassed so easily in front of Horace

- Horace is actually the chill one and Enoch is the panicky one

- Enoch may or may not steal Horace’s sweaters sometimes...

- Horace knows that Enoch takes his sweaters

- They cuddle but not for awhile, like they’ll sit together and it takes awhile for them to decide it’s ok with the other if they cuddle

- Horace likes to call Enoch beautiful and all that and Enoch doesn’t believe him (he’s too self conscious)

- they use nicknames like “honey” and “dearest” rather than “babe”

- When Horace told Enoch “I love you” for the first time, Enoch cried because he couldn’t believe it for a second, then he said that he loves Horace too :3

- Enoch makes fun of Horace but Horace knows it’s almost his own way of showing affection

- Horace sometimes teases Enoch but not as much as Enoch does it to him (lol)

Let me know if you’ve got any Enorace Headcannons of your own

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AH that's so fucking beautiful But Um Millard He's Ya know Invisible

“We cling to our fairy tales until the price for believing in them becomes too high.”
Ransom Riggs, Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

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*old person voice* I was there too, at the very beginning

When our peculiar fandom first started…

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Enoch: The only straight I am is a straight up bitch

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I actually love this

so who else is in the mood to run off to a series of small, interconnected caves with me, and be cave neighbors for the next ten years,

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with drag becoming an increasingly cis and heterosexual thing i think we, as gays, need to invent a new thing that hets will think is provocative. i’m open to suggestions. 

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‘Rat Park’ -Stuart McMillen

You’ll never think about drug addiction the same way again after reading this comic.