THAT ERIS GIRL. Writer, Game Developer, Hobbyist Perfumer 馃敟 pfp by @jessicafongarts; Not anti-any character/book; just here to vibe. Follow me on AO3: secret_third_thing
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I鈥檓 alive. Book haul. Don鈥檛 tell me anything about these books. I want to be surprised.

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Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through
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I've not been around for a hot minute as I've been dealing with my cat's declining health. Yesterday I made the decision to let him go before he started suffering the brunt of three cancers. His last days were incredible and filled with treats, good food, sunshine, and lots of playtime. This has also been compounded by the loss of my other grandmother, which my family failed to notify me of. Two grandmothers within a year is kinda brutal lmao.
I am okay: doing a lot of reading, trying to get some writing done here and there. EW is in the hands of great people, so no worries on that. Next year is gonna be wild - you can count on it.
Anyway, the juxtaposition of all this grief with many good things ahead of me feels strange, but I've never been one to have a simple, straightforward life. I believe that sometimes, in order for the most amazing things to happen, loss has to carve out a space for that goodness. Pronoia, baybeeee
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finally made my own version of this!! peace and love and friendship edition :3
challenge mode is not sending literally all of them to everyone
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he or perhaps his brother would do numbers on here
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he deserves a little treat for putting up with everything
what is your fandom hot take?
Everyone should write a crack fic. I'm talking truly bizarre, 100% cringe worthy nonsense. If you're worried it's gonna ruin your brand, that's boring. Be free and reject capitalism.
Examples:
Eris's Orgy Tour (this lives in my drafts and may never see the light of day)
The IC x Magic School bus
Everyone is trapped in a musical but it's a high lords meeting and you must include lyrics in the fic
Nesta accidentally yeets herself to Earth and attracts the attention of Scully and Mulder. idk make it a threesome.
Every tamlin character in every book ever has a support group meeting
Rhysand dies and a random pig farmer becomes high lord. everyone loves him (RIP brad)
Azriel puts on magic shoes and they make him tap dance without warning and for an indeterminate amount of time each session
Tarquin crashes out: the fic
Beron goes on trial. For what? being a little too hot for a bad guy
Idk these are mid examples but you get it
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anon you've given me a great homework assignment - i am not ignoring you but i wanna do my recs justice and not during my lunch break <3
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what is your fandom hot take?
Everyone should write a crack fic. I'm talking truly bizarre, 100% cringe worthy nonsense. If you're worried it's gonna ruin your brand, that's boring. Be free and reject capitalism.
Examples:
Eris's Orgy Tour (this lives in my drafts and may never see the light of day)
The IC x Magic School bus
Everyone is trapped in a musical but it's a high lords meeting and you must include lyrics in the fic
Nesta accidentally yeets herself to Earth and attracts the attention of Scully and Mulder. idk make it a threesome.
Every tamlin character in every book ever has a support group meeting
Rhysand dies and a random pig farmer becomes high lord. everyone loves him (RIP brad)
Azriel puts on magic shoes and they make him tap dance without warning and for an indeterminate amount of time each session
Tarquin crashes out: the fic
Beron goes on trial. For what? being a little too hot for a bad guy
Idk these are mid examples but you get it
#stt asks#I've read many fics over the years#you wanna know the one i remember the most?#the akatsuki goes to alton towers#better than any romance or smutty fic that exists#idk if the fic aged well but it lives rent free in my brain
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Have you read the Captive Prince trilogy? If so, what did you think of it?
I actually only read the first book and part of the second and I remember complaining to @iftheshoef1tz that I wanted MORE political intrigue, which is pretty par for the course as far as my complaints go for most fantasy lmao. I think I went in expecting more military politics and got a lot more sexual violence than I was interested in reading about. It was fine I guess? I don't think it's a bad book by any means.
I think if I picked it up again and followed it through to the end of the series, I'd enjoy it more. It's still sitting on my bookshelf with the intent of me revisiting it, but I've fallen into a reading niche that is more my vibe at the moment and will take a bit to exhaust.
Also at the time of reading it, the way some people in the fandom were discussing the books kinda put me off cause it was toeing the line of fetishy and I didn't want to be near that.
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self insert? no. this is an elf insert. stuck an elf in where there shouldn't be one
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Inprnt is having a summer sale! Want some artwork on mine on your wall? I've got these and more up!
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i do write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art
#while i get what op is saying#i think it's equally as important to create for oneself#idk i think the beauty of art is that it exists#not that someone acknowledged that the art existed at all#it's fine to want validation and success but if you have no internal validation at all - what is the fucking point#i create because i want to#not because i want others to see me#yall need to be careful with that capitalism attitude lmao
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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms
me: no perhaps my soul is rotten
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