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Plush Pillbugs by NAT in silver and gold

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“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)

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and here, class, we see a heifer attempting to impregnate a bull:

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(x)

Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372

Mastercard (Global): 1-636-722-7111

Visa (US + Canada): 1-800-847-2911

Paypal: 44-0203-901-7000

Perverts can do better than 1000 calls.

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Ma (2019) dir. Tate Taylor

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it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they're full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they're fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs

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The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

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my humor 2016

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some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps

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