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i have a youtube video about the use of jumpscares in horror games playing in the background while I work, and it reminded me of the single worst jumpscare i've ever experienced, which happened while I was playing a little game I like to call... Google Maps. (you play Google Maps by turning on street view, zooming in to somewhere that looks interesting, and clicking on any 360 photo views that people might have uploaded. i have spent many hours of my life playing Google Maps)
Anyway, spin this guy around to see something that legitimately made me jump so hard that I damn near threw my drink across the room
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there's a fish very close to the camera
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all my haters become taters in my deepfryer of success
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the only difference between Posting and lesbian sex is but a single dakuten
#I'm not good at Japanese#however I believe this is Res battle (as in response battle) Vs Lez battle?#without the phonetic L of course but#this is good.
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Word on the street is scientists are using centrifuges to separate the virginity from the olive oil to create liquid virginity. The government is gonna use that to revirginize the entire United States.
[ID: The older Dale Gribble coming out of a trashcan, mid talking. /end ID]
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my uh, close internet friend broke up with his girlfriend over financial things but the more he describes it the more i think its insane he ever stayed. She wanted to be engaged before they even moved in with each other, no prenup, she's 60k in debt, he has like 100k in assets, she's a Divorce Laywer. Can you imagine getting rushed into marriage by a divorce lawyer. lmao.
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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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phrase that happened in our pathfinder session today: "I can't believe she took the cuck chair in the divorce!"
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