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Abbotsford Canucks - 2025 Calder Cup Champions

Featuring: One image from each of the Canucks' 16 wins to the cup and the Highway 1 Wall manifest at the Abby Centre

win 1 win 2 win 3 win 4 win 5 win 6 win 7 win 8 win 9 win 10 win 11 win 12 win 13 win 14 win 15 win 16

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genuinely thinking about just. not following the canucks next season LMFAO i mean it probably wont happen these fuckers have been in my life so long but like. the pwhl... the abby team.... they call to me

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Vancouver hockey fans deserve the stacked pwhl team and calder cup, because holy shit the Vancouver canucks are irrevocably fucked up. How have they already made things worse

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THE ABBY CANUCKS ARE YOUR CALDER CUP CHAMPIONS !!!!!

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combine starts today. cant wait to find out which team is gonna ask these teens if you were drowning in a cold and unrelenting ocean would you die trying to save yourself or would you die trying to save your teammate? what flavor of ice cream would you be?

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i think about that "the pop girlies yearn for espn" tweet a lot because like. everyone is so obsessed with stats now wrt music and like. sports is the ultimate stat play. there's stats about stats in sports. they make up new stats every single weekend in the nfl. "first player since the reagan administration born in the western part of the united states to throw for 25 touchdowns over 10 yards" "first player in the super bowl era to have a twin" like they just pull shit out of their asses for the sake of it and i think people obsessed with charts and sales would LOVE the nfl.

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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

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speaking of the gift of sports writing (x)

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the soul of vancouver - #16

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DAKOTA JOSHUA DAY!!!

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love when they go to maple leaf square after games to interview the drunk 20 year olds. i just saw this guy say he wanted auston matthews to have this babies. like specifically he wanted to knock up auston not the other way around. and i think that’s so beautiful.

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Shorty Then-> Shorty Now (feat. Dave)

SHORTY-ISMS

(an incomplete list of Canucks play-by-play announcer John Shorthouse’s common - or quirky - phrases)

“Double-doink”

“Who was having none of that”

“[Player] passes to [other player], who wasn’t expecting it”

“Fans calling for a penalty; they won’t get one/there’s none coming”

“Mama said there’d be days like this” … “Help me, Dave” (“Godspeed, Shorty”)

4:20 or 69 mentioned

“Couldn’t negotiate that pass”/”couldn’t take it cleanly”

“He’ll take the whistle, we’ll take a break!”

“[Player] was up-ended”

“He has words for the referee”

“Four of them through centre!”

“Canucks have a 2-on-1 if they hurry!”

“[Player] was tripped, but play goes on”

“Canucks fans are all too familiar with [player who scores a lot against the Canucks]”

“[Comment about how long Quinn Hughes’s shift has been] - but that’s normal for him”

“How did that not go in?!”

Courtesy of @captainlexapro @hughesybear @atwhughesversion @petey-cubed from this post

Feel free to submit more to add to the list!!!

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what if your home team SUCKED and your favorite team SUCKED but their mascots were best friends. pacific division for life born to be a loser world is ocean kill em all 0 stanley cup trophies

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BREAKING: WILD ORCA SPOTTED STANDING ON HIS HEAD