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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.
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Love the word "also". I have more things to say
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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
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i HATE when we got stupid baka life again tomorrow
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dont let my unintelligibility distract from my message
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theyre ading a new piece to the chess board called the me and it doesn;t do anything
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Gaping side wound will be really big in 2025
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playing with my cerebral spinal fluid. #myfluid
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sending pictures of me drunk and crying with a gun to my head in response to every job rejection email i receive and the subject line is stuff like "this is your fault" "i will be haunting you" etc
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