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idk if i spent a decade having everything i said be interpreted to mean Hello I Fuck My Best Friend when, although true, that's not what i was saying, and then when i finally do decide to say Hello I Fuck My Best Friend people wrote thinkpieces about how that's actually not what i meant. i would lose my damn mind. personally.
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you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?
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More of Dan at Edinburgh fringe yesterday!
22 August 2025
#i miss living in edinburgh#i am now back in the homeland#but the edinburgh fringe is probably the greatest festival ive ever gone to in my life
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forgetfulness is wild because sometimes its "oops silly me i left the house without my wallet again" and sometimes its "my friend is trying to reminisce on a thing we did together and the fact its jogging nothing in my brain is genuinely kind of distressing"
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do u understand me. do u understand
#dan in a nurse outfit is a real kinky bingo for me#who said that?#if he were a hygenist or a dentist i might even cum in my shorts#hello? who's there
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My hot take about sakusa kiyoomi is that his family is not rich despite fanon belief that they are. I think this belief stems from western culture where absent parents often correlates to successful career. While this can be true, in japan there is a far greater societal expectation for women/mothers is to focus on childrearing. Therefore, if Kiyoomi’s mother is out working and he's left alone- either she has a HIGHLY successful career, or their family does not have a reliable enough income for just his father to work. Meaning sakusa is "lower class."
My other thoughts on this include his focus on cleaning. While purely speculative, if sakusa were a rich kid with a cleaner, why would he be so adept at it? To me, this is also a sign of the responsibility he's taken on in the absence of his parents (not touching on the major psychological aspects.)
#sakusa kiyoomi#ive been sitting on this one for a while#like actual years but i didnt want to write it into my fanfics bc i was afraid it would consume my life#haha 👁👁#i believe this wholeheartedly and it would take someone calling him a rich kid in a panel to stop me from believing it
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Prince of Heart
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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room
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on survival
-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits
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welcome back phan-tom of the opera the duet of all time ^_^
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Current mood is DnP at any event with tons of friends they haven’t seen in months/a year and being huddled up in a corner alone together.
me too, anon. me too.
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people often think i'm doing it for the bit but unfortunately i Am the type of guy who just says shit like "pray tell" and "indeed" and "naught but the human heart can hope to capture the moon's beauty" (that was actually about my shitty phone camera) and nobody really knows what to do when they hear those words come out of my mouth. myself included.
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what
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not to blow smoke up my own ass but ever since drawing this these two have never left my mind. I love when bitches are evil
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