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trying to do my job but unfortunately i remember 🧠💭 when we 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 were drivin👭🚗......drivin in your 👈😍 car 🚘 .......speed⏱ so fast 🏎 🏁 i felt like i was drunk 🍷🍷🍷🥴️.........city lights 🌃🌃 lay out before us 🌃🛣 and your arm 💪 felt nice 😉💦 wrapped round my shoulder 🫂❤️️ and iiIII👁IIIiiiii had a feeling💗 that i belonged 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞👩‍👩‍👧 .........ii👁👁yiIiiiiiii...had a feeling💖 i👁 could be someone 🏡👩‍👩‍👧 .... be someone🕵💋 ..........be 🐝 someone🥺️👉👈 .... 🤒🛌🥀💀🪦

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the final evolution of any platform is when people start posting screenshots from other platforms there

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I fixed iiit ~ !

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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

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the boys and I all line up for the new robin wall kimmerer book like ants and one by one we all say Thank you dr kimmerer for your service

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Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980′s

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Had a dream where the black eyed peas were bonding over being stuck together during a severe weather / tornado warning like sitting on the floor holding each others pinkies smiling at each other going like “we’re the black eyed peas we can do anything”

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do it drunk. do it high

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i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

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"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

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Putting it not in a reblog but

Take my quiz or I will cry

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my vision is that jamisons gonna learn drums and cas is gonna learn bass and im gonna get good at guitar . and then we'll do something about the distance

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I'm Mr born to run. I'm mr thunder fucking road. I was born to run not to stay. My home new jersey? It's a death trap. It's a suicide rap. Listen to the lyrics!! Alright??? I gotta get out I gotta hit the highway I'm a road running man I got the white line fever in my veins... I am gonna bring my girl and I have had ENOUGH!!!! of the shit that this place dishes out. I am gonna run.....and run and run and I'm.....well I'm never coming back. I currently live ten minutes from my hometown

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There's no coming to consciousness without pain.

Carl Gustav Jung