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Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?
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what i like about airports is that once youre in there theres no going back. I mean youre there until they let you out
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Where are the international laws regarding what happened two years ago, a year ago, a month ago, a week ago, yesterday, today, and every day? Where are the international courts, where is the White House, where are human rights, and where are the international conventions? Are they really real or are they just lies? It is really a lie. All of this is empty talk claimed by America and the West through CNN and BBC all this is a lie
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I really think we should stop saying "kid-friendly" and start saying "ad-friendly". We shouldn't indulge these companies and their excuses anymore. I also think that continuing to pretend that this is about "protecting the children" pushes a lot of the blame onto kids and teens, who don't have the political power to push through any of this censorship legislature. Corporations and governments are to blame.
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never say with eleven words what you could with ten. do not use nine words where ten words will do. only ever write sentences that are exactly ten words long.
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so bECAUSE OF THE PILOT TRAILER I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID "VIVZIEPOP HOMESTUCK ANIMATED SERIES PILOT TRAILER??!?" AND THEN HE STARTED SHOOTING ME BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
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https://x.com/naranadel/status/1953112286517969192?t=fIKQtiG8mhgH1rZsZ4KQXg&s=19
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Well that was one heck of a throwback 🤣This show is almost 20 years old now lmao
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in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to
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how do you feel about those goldfish that play football (soccer)
If this is what pro sports were I’d watch them
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“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer
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We're genuinely so brave for the way we somehow manage to navigate cis society never knowing wtf is going on in their heads at any given time
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as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy
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