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[ Alice makes manips/edits (2/?) ]

                     Joey Drew and Bendy the dancing demon! 

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feel free to change things  ( such as pronouns )  as needed !

S M O K E 

“ this is just a war in my head ” “ i give it time but it never seems to end ” “ i feel a fire in the back of my throat ” “ don’t you try to run right now ” “ you’re killing me right now ” “ i love the things we do when it’s just me and you ”

S T  .  P A T R I C K

“ you give me something to talk about ” “ i need a miracle ” “ you’re a glimpse of bliss ” “ i know you’re gone now ” “ i think you’re an angel ”

M Y  H O U S E

“ you’re a cold air creeping in ” “ i heard you down the hall ” “ you walk around like you own the place ” “ guess it was all my fault ” “ think you’ve been making me sick ” “ darling  ,  you can’t stay ” “ i’m not yours anymore ” “ i think it’s time to get out ”

H O L Y

“ you’ve got it all wrong ” “ you put on a faith facade ” “ you’re simply lost ” “ simply calling out sins don’t bring you closer to god ” “ you’re just a ghost at most ” “ you’re all alone ” “ there’s no way that there’s weight in the words that you preach ” “ you’re shallow and empty and filled with regret ” “ i think that chest must be heavy from that cross on your neck ” “ don’t think i didn’t notice ”

F I R E

“ i watched you decay ” “ who’d you think you’d fool ? ” “ you can’t cheat death when you’re digging your own grave ” “ so go ahead  ,  you just drop dead ” “ you’re out of line ” “ your bridges are burning ” “ what you give is what you get ” “ you were a walking  ,  talking  ,  corpse at best ” “ it’s hard to find life in something that’s already died ”

G H O S T S

“ i’m the one with the ghosts in my bed ” “ they only come alive at night ” “ i’ll be fine in the daylight ” “ it’s my head not my heart that’s strayed ” “ i’m sorry i keep pushing you away ” “ i don’t wanna fight ” “ why can’t you stay ? ”

L E T  T H E M  I N

“ i wanna feel something ” “ i shouldn’t give in ” “ i let you win ” “ you struck a match and left me to burn ” “ i won’t let you in ” “ find a new place  ,  another space to invade ” “ all the walls are caving in ”

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There’s nothing wrong with dreaming.           Wishing for the impossible is just human nature.                                                                 That’s how I got it started.                                                                         Just a pencil and a dream. 

We all want everything without even having to lift a finger. They say you just have to believe.

[ Ind. Canon divergent Joey Drew from Bendy and the Ink Machine Sideblog || Penned by Alice ]

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The studio in a nutshell: 

Joey banned Skin and breathing

Joey set the studio on fire at least 3 times now

The toons are eating soap

Vore

Buff Sammy

Just Buff Sammy

Sammy also plays Despacito 

Grant wants to punch Joey

The toons swearing

“Fucking family friendly studio”

Henry is dead

Henry really needs some sleep

Other toons who are not even part of the studio joined the studio

The whole studio is actually going to hell

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the salty af munday meme

Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.

☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?

♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz

♚ How many people don't like you?

⚜ How many people do you not like?

✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?

☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?

☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?

☼ How long do you stay mad?

☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?

☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?

♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

✿ What do you think about public call out posts?

✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?

✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?

✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?

✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?

❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?

❦ Has someone been jealous of you?

❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?

❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ FUCK, THAT’S DELICIOUS / WEBSERIES always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“This is one of my favorite places.”

“I’m hungry as a motherfucker.”

“He’s over there showing me up. Who the fuck does he think he is?”

“Oh, shit, I sense some crazy shit.”

“I’m an addict for malted milkshakes.”

“I just need a fucking milkshake.”

“I’m old, I’m getting old.”

“I come here to feel like a child again.”

“It’s fucking sad that this is what I’m waiting for all day.”

“I could do a cannon ball into the fudge.”

“I’m taking dads all over the place.”

“I’m telling you that you ain’t shit.”

“Tell me I’m trash.”

“You’re a piece of fucking garbage.”

“We, uh, ordered the entire menu.”

“I just want to make guacamole. Non-stop guacamole.”

“It’s one of the sleaziest places on earth, but I’ll fuck with it.”

“In usual fashion, I get bored a lot.”

“Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck! Fuck. Fuck, fuck.”

“We rock sandals, man.”

“How could you really go wrong with this?”

“What more could you ask for?”

“I’m gonna do a mountain hike naked.”

“Fire cleans everything, trust me.”

“That’s a beautiful fucking fire.”

“I hate that I love it so much.”

“It’s time to get healthy. For the day, anyway.”

“How do you not understand what I’m saying to you?”

“This is all very old-timey.”

“This right here is the heartbeat of a city.”

“No one had money on them. Who the fuck doesn’t have money on them?”

“He didn’t believe me. I wouldn’t have even believed me.”

“How did they smuggle you in here?”

“I could’ve been a child model.”

“You’re a fucking drug dealer.”

“I’m ready to eat every fucking thing possible.”

“I’m not cursing as much –– I’m a real fucking gentleman.”

“If pizza only takes eight minutes to cook, why’s it take forty five to get the motherfucker?”

“It’s not the best idea to be stoned out of your face.”

“This guy knows more shit than anybody.”

“Fruit and fried things just go well together.”

“How many crimes have you been charged with?”

“You always know how to ruin everything.”

“Men with mustaches are known for weird shit.”

“I’m fucking done with you. You’re a piece of shit.”

“Fried chicken is a staple in any household.”

“Any time you can swing a big cleaver, swing a big cleaver.”

“This guy is like top level fucking human.”

“Fuck the corporation bullshit.”

“I’m having a total eclipse of the heart right now.”

“I’m stoned out of my mind.”

“I never thought I’d see this in my life, but here we are.”

“I really don’t want to ruin your dinner.”

“If you cook your pasta to mush, I hate you.”

“I’m in a beautiful mind frame.”

“One of the best meals I had was behind a heavy metal bar.”

“I feel like I’m in the middle of a knife fight.”

“We went to a lot of fancy places, but the fucking best is in the back of a nightclub.”

“This is literally the best I’ve ever been treated.”

“That’s illegal in 38 states.”

“My little tastebuds are doing backflips right now.”

“I just want to say, you’re the bomb diggity.”

“That’s my new thing –– naked boxing.”

“You only got $7 and wanna bet it?”

“The foldable cutting board is one of the greatest inventions ever made.”

“You didn’t put too much weed in that, I like it.”

“Look at this. That’s the perfect steak.”

“I’m trying to eat a little bit cleaner now.”

“Out here is about gaining perspective.”

“I’m from England, I’m not used to this kind of weather.”

“This fucking bread is fucking perfect!”

“Things you should always have in your pantry at all times: olive oil, red pepper flakes, garlic, and pepper. Everyone knows that.”

“You’re on top of the fucking world.”

“You’re pissing me off, [name]!”

“I’m one of the most punctual people in the history of life.”

“When food is this beautiful, I feel bad eating it.”

“Hold up, I gotta Instagram this shit.”

“Damn, that shit’s bomb.”

“It’s sexy to show up a few minutes late.”

“I don’t know how to be late. I’m always half an hour early.”

“I’d rather eat a good meal than have sex.”

“If you got stuck on an island, would you rather have sex with a lizard woman but have the best chefs and food in the world, or have the hottest woman in the world and only eat McDonald’s?”

“This shit is next level.”

“I think we need manis and pedis, guys.”

“Nothing makes you feel more like a man than getting your toes done.”

“I can’t go to the gym, I gotta go get tacos.”

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𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡����𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❛ You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast. ❜

❛ You are going to break your promise. ❜

❛ I understand. ❜

❛ And I hold my hands over the ears of my heart, so that I will not hate you. ❜

❛ Oh, I will be cruel to you. ❜

❛ It will stop your breath, how cruel I can be. ❜

❛ But you understand, don’t you? ❜

❛ I am a demanding creature. ❜

❛ I am selfish and cruel and extremely unreasonable. ❜

❛ For you alone I will be weak. ❜

❛ I do not tolerate a world emptied of you. ❜

❛ In the dark, I have pored over the loss of you like pale gold. ❜

❛ I have looked for your face in the patterns of the ice. ❜

❛ I moved the earth and the water for you. ❜

❛ Because my magic is as strong as an arm. ❜

❛ Magic does that. It wastes you away. ❜

❛ Magic does that. It wastes you away. Once it grips you by the ear, the real world gets quieter and quieter, until you can hardly hear it at all. ❜

❛ You will always run away with her. ❜

❛ You will always lose her. ❜

❛ You will always be a fool. ❜

❛ War is not for winning. ❜

❛ But her heart was so cold that she could hold ice in her mouth and it would never melt. ❜

❛ You look like a winter night. ❜

❛ But if you must be clever, then be clever. ❜

❛ Be brave. ❜

❛ Sleep with fists closed and shoot straight. ❜

❛ She is so stubborn, her heart has an argument with her head every time it wants to beat. ❜

❛ How I adore you. ❜

❛ Tell me you want what you want and damn me forever. But don’t leave me. ❜

❛ Oh, quit that. ❜

❛ In his own country, death can be kind. ❜

❛ Bad luck relies on absolutely perfect timing. ❜

❛ Someone ought to write a novel about me. ❜

❛ I savor bitterness - it is born of experience. It is the privilege of one who has truly lived. ❜

❛ What is the world but a boxing ring where fools and devils put up their fists? ❜

❛ After love, no one is what they were before. ❜

❛ In the space of one heartbeat to another I loved you and I was lost to you. ❜

❛ No one is now what they were before the war. There’s just no getting any of it back. ❜

❛ How long your hair has grown. You could strangle a man in it. ❜

❛ I have survived, but I have not been spared. ❜

❛ After all, when all else is gone, you may still have bitterness in abundance. ❜

❛ I’ve a devil of a habit for being right. ❜

❛ Everyone is a criminal! ❜

❛ Naturally, then, humans fall into three categories: the criminal, the not-yet-criminal, and the not-yet-caught. ❜

❛ Forests have secrets. ❜

❛ We are better at this than you are. ❜

❛ We can hold two terrible ideas at once in our hearts. ❜

❛ It’s not so bad, my darling. ❜

❛ I look at you and it is like my throat being cut. ❜

❛ Do you think I am a fool? ❜

❛ Did you never think, even once, that I loved lipstick and rouge for more than their color alone? ❜

❛ I still want to kiss you. ❜

❛ I hate it here. ❜

❛ He’ll burn you down like wax if you let him. ❜

❛ Did I not come to you on my knees with a kingdom in my hand? ❜

❛ I am not a little girl anymore, dazzled by your magic. It is my magic, now, too. ❜

❛ My heart is being cut in two. I cannot bear it. ❜

❛ Nothing ever truly dies. ❜

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Since these sort of things get around a bit faster can you please do me a favor and reblog or like this post if you would be willing to interact with a humanoid!Genderbent version of Bendy from Bendy and the ink machine? I really need some people that I can interact with and follow. Thank you very much! <3]

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[ SO….quite a few people have been asking me about the server that I made months back then. Since throwing new people in would make it really awkward I decided to do a new, second, private batim server. If you’re interested in joining, feel free to like this post or comment on it so that I can give you the link ]

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Send 🔪 to stab my muse.

 Send  🗡to be stabbed by them.

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“!! ….”

“JOEY. ANDERSON. DREW!”

This is bad, really bad. Joey can consider himself a dead man now. “Listen, it’s not as bad as it looks like!”

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lmao well i don't know Joey, maybe you should try an apology and a promise to be better before you burn your life's ambitions

“…………..” and once again, bad life decisions were made by Joey. Grant is going to be the one murdering him if he finds out that they need to repair or rebuild the studio again. Well done, Drew

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“Ah, would you look at that?” And with that he just gestures to the studio that is now in flames. Joey Drew...what have you done?! Someone please stop him and stop the fire, too!

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“…………..this has to be the worst. I can’t believe the toons want to kill us!” 

“ I don’t know why they suddenly want to do that to be honest…!

“How on earth did the situation escalated this much?!”

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[ Here’s the link to the starter call! I’m probably going to cap up to 7 ]

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“Mr. Drew! I must say, I’m highly impressed by your work…although, there might be a better way to go about these things…If you care, I would like to tell you about it.”

“Sounds like you have an idea, Mr. March. We should discuss it over some dinner. I have the feeling we both are going to get along just fine” 

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[ Hey hey! Can you please do me a favor and reblog or like this post if you would be willing to rp with a Genderbent Joey Drew, also known as Josey Drew? I really need some people to interact with. Thank you very much! ]