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Ba dum tss.

YOu MOCK MY PAIN

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you didn't know that? what, you bever went to a yaoi school?

uu: I HAVE BEEN STuCK AT HOME ON THIS WRETCHED PLANET. NO NEED TO RuB SALT INTO THE WOuND.

tumut

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Careful Caliborn, if you add too much pining to the yaoi it turns into yuri

uu: WHAT???

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Caliborn you should do it even if you think it's lewd and scandalous and horribly disgusting. You know. For the yaoi.

uu: HORRIBLY SO...THOuGH PERHAPS THAT IS TOO MuCH.

uu: I WILL PuT THEM ON OPPOSITE SIDES. AND HAVE THEM STARE AT ONE ANOTHER. IN MANLY LONGING.

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Hold hands? How lewd! Absolutely scandalous!

uu: I KNOW. I NEARLY BLuSH LIKE AN ANIME GIRL. TO EVEN TYPE SuCH A THING.

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caliborn, you should have a plushie. of dirk and yourself.

uu: I AM TRYING. BuT THIS SEWING IMPLEMENT. HAS STABBED ME MuLTIPLE TIMES

uu: THIS IS GRuNT WORK. MINIONS. GET ME THE CHIBI PLUSHIES. SO THAT I CAN MAKE THEM HOLD HANDS.

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uu: LOOK, SISTER. MINE IS BETTER.

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UU: yoU mean mine, of coUrse! excellent work, artist!

Sonas

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Here! (Gives Callie 3 Oreo packs) Make sure to hide them from your brother, though!

UU: thank yoU!

UU: *She eats some oreos. They're fun flavors, too!*

UU: i wonder who this fabled "milk" is. this is sUpposedly their favorite cookie...

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Callie watch out he's eating your Oreos!

UU: *empty oreo pack*

UU: UnU

UU: i know...

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uu: EATING MY SISTER'S REMAINING OREO COOKIES.

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uu: EATING MY SISTER'S REMAINING OREO COOKIES.

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caliborrnnnnn…..what do you think about heirborn/you x john?😇😇

uu: BLOCKED.

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I remember Caliborn talking about how certain classpects would do in an army led by him. If he’s still doing that, how would an heir of breath measure up?

(I don’t mean John btw, my classpect happens to be the same as his.)

uu: SHuT uP I KNOW IT'S YOu. YOu WILL GET NOTHING OuT OF ME. AFTER YOu uSED YOuR STuPID BROKEN POWERS TO BEAT ME uP. FOR DARING. TO HAVE A CREATIVE SOuL.

uu: BuT ANYWAY. IF YOu WANT MY ADVICE. YOu ARE SHIT OuT OF LuCK. YOu ARE NOT JuST FREE "TO" DO WHATEVER SHIT YOu WANT. YOu ARE ALSO FREE "FROM" BLOOD AND BONDS. HOW DOES IT FEEL. KNOWING YOuR CONNECTIONS. ARE SHALLOW. AND DETACHED.

uu: HEHEHEHEHAHAHHAHAHAHOOHOOHOOO. THIS DOESN'T BOTHER ME. AS I AM AN ALPHA CHAD.

uu: BuT OTHERS. ARE NOT SO STRONG. INCLuDING YOu OR ANY OTHER HEIR. COPE AND SEETHE.

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UU: whether yoU are egbert or not, my brother is qUite hostile. yoU measUre Up qUite well! sUch incredible stealth and freedom? that's incredibly UsefUl, especially if yoU have some small power to manipUlate the wind (thoUgh less than a witch)

UU: i believe this classpect means yoU can do almost anything. yoU have come to freedom and it is yoUrs

UU: there is the loneliness, thoUgh...i hope yoU have good people aroUnd yoU, ones who love and care for yoU.

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Caliborn would you still date dirk even if his classpect sucked or is it all about being a power couple. Also is he aware you are dating him

uu: THERE IS NO uNIVERSE. WHERE HIS CLASSPECT SuCKS. I WILL uSE MY LORD OF TIME POWERS. TO MAKE SuRE HE IS NEVER STuCK. WITH A STuPID ONE.

uu: AND OF COuRSE HE KNOWS.

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TT: Le sign.

TG: whuts goin on thsi time

TT: Jake is one oblivious motherfucker.

TG: oh em gee. jsut ask him out nd b a power couple

TG: leik me n Callie

TT: He calls everyone buddy pal friend chum. I doubt he would say yes.

TG: whut abut Caliborn

TT: What about him?

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What classes do you think have most offesonce potential? I don't meant being good at metaphors or whatever, I mean who can wreck their enemy's shit the hardest.

UU: the prince. or potentially the bard, at full power. a witch might get pretty close.

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uu: THE PRINCE. WHY DO YOu THINK I AM DATING DIRK?

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TA: I'm not sure if you have been asked already, but what can a sylph of doom do? Preferably focusing on more attack-worthy abilities. I don't want to be a dead weight for my team.

uu: TOO LATE. YOu'RE ALREADY A SYLPH LIKE THE SERKET BITCH AND THE MARYAM BITCH. THERE IS NO DIRECTION TO GO. BuT DOWNWARD.

uu: HEALING IS DuMB. IF YOu WERE INJuRED IN THE FIRST PLACE WHY WOuLD I HELP YOu uP? YOu SHOuLD LEARN TO FuCKING DODGE.

uu: AND YOu LITERALLY HELP AND CREATE DOOM FOR YOuR ALLIES. YOu ARE GOING TO MAKE THEM DIE FASTER.

uu: UNLESS YOu CAN DO THE LIFE PLAYER THING. AND BRING BACK THE DEAD. WHICH I DOUBT AS THAT IS NOT HEALING OR MAKING DOOM.

uu: MY ADVICE. IS TO FIND A HuGE FuCKING MACHINE GuN. AND GO NuTS. YOuR POWERS. ARE NOT HELPING.

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UU: yoU're not telling them about how most poisons are medicines, and vice versa! antibiotics work by dooming the bacteria. yoUr healing abilities work on that level.

UU: as for helping doom...it is more difficUlt for a sylph to affect enemies than allies, bUt it is possible! kanaya certainly created a space between the halves of eridan's body!

UU: ...

UU: sorry, that was a tad dark.

UU: bUt yoUr powers can be very combat oriented! imagine being able to decay an enemy's hand. jUst don't get carried away and caUse a zombie apocalypse!

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uu: WAIT THEY CAN DO THAT?

uu: GET BACK HERE!

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UU: join my army instead UuU. we have cookies.

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what can you tell a heir of blood who is infamous for not feeling contempt in any or all classpects. thanks.

UU: not sUre what yoU mean, bUt...

UU: if yoU mean yoU do feel contempt, there is irony. the typical heir wishes for their aspect in some way, and it falls Upon them.

UU: the system and history behind blood makes it an aspect 's aspect. blood is history, connection, systems, and tradition, the kind of thing signless saw when he decided to fight for change on alternia.

UU: an heir of blood might wish for connection and order, like jUne wished for freedom from being stUck at home...

UU: perhaps yoU wish for different parts of blood, like friendship! i can Understand that.

UU: however, if yoU mean yoU don't, that makes sense. fitting into many categories rather than one sUits breath better, bUt fitting easily into a system sUits an heir of blood.

UU: it coUld also make an heir of blood strUggle to rebel if the time came...

UU: bUt it does mean yoU easily find a foothold in social orders.

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uu: WHY DO HuMANS. uSE DOuBLE NEGATIVES. IT IS DuMB. uNLESS YOu ARE TRYING TO FOOL MY SISTER. THEN THEY ARE FuN.

uu: CONTEMPT FOR YOuR CLASSPECT. IS NORMAL. AS LONG AS YOuRS SuCKS ASS. COuLDN'T BE ME. I HAVE THE BEST ONE.

uu: HEIR OF BLOOD. MEANS FRIENDSHIP. FRIENDSHIP. MEANS A GROuP OF EASILY MANIPuLATED SuCKERS. IF YOu'RE REALLY THAT MAD. AT YOuR CLASSPECT. FIND SOMEONE WITH THE ONE YOu WANT. AND MAKE THEM DO YOuR BIDDING.

uu: BuT IF YOu HATE ALL ASPECTS AND CLASSES. PERHAPS CLASSPECTING. IS A WASTE OF YOuR TIME. AND YOu SHOuLD FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO. LIKE BEING A PEON WITH NO POWERS. GET TO SCRuBBING.