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qfck-jbieber:

R.I.P our sex life.

Psh, daddy, we’ll always find time for that.

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fck-jbieber:

R.I.P Jelena.

R.I.P life as we know it, hello double trouble life.

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Holy crap, two babies crying at once may be the loudest noise known to man kind. Goodbye sleep, I’ll miss you.

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@selenabieber: Welcome to the world, Legend Prince Bieber. You look so much like your daddy. #legendprince 

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fck-jbieber:

Right, right.. I’m going, I’m going.

Sorry, I didn’t mean to sound bitchy, but your son is trying to kill me. Alright, lets go have a baby, baby daddy. 

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fck-jbieber:

You can make it, babe, let’s just go!

Easy for you to say, there’s not a baby trying to exit your body. Can you help me to the car please?

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@selenabieber: It is the most powerful creation to have a life growing inside of you, there is no bigger gift. I’m so blessed, so fortunate to have been graced with you and your sister, Legend Prince Bieber. I can’t wait to finally hold you in my arms.  #proudmommy 

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fck-jbieber:

Wait.. Are you serious? Oh fuck, I’ll call my mom to watch Tara and let’s get your bags and let’s gooo.

Let’s just pray that we can make it to the hospital, because I’m pretty sure your son is determined to come like, now.

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fck-jbieber:

You could always ask to change the interview or something. Or maybe Legend wants to come early, I don’t know.

No, he’s not allowed to come early because I’m not ready for the pain of labor. But I’m pretty sure he’s going to be ready soon, because I think these are contractions...  

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fck-jbieber:

My poor queen.. You are the one who said you can do it, haha.

I thought I could, I mean, how could I not? I had so many people counting on me, and I couldn’t let them down. I’m not sure if I’m having Braxton Hicks contractions or if I’m dying right now.

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Doing a show while pregnant probably wasn’t the best idea, because I feel like death today, all I want to do is eat and cry about how swollen my feet are.

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gaskarthalextf:

Melody is addicted to Demi’s album; she makes me play it everywhere. Though I don’t mind because I admit I like it too.

How could she not be? It’s an amazing album, you and your daughter have some great taste in music! 

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zoesuggxox:

I have another doctors appointment coming up, and It would be really great to have someone to come with me

I’ll go with you, if you want love!

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Ask me Questions 1. Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid. 2. What was your favorite musical group when you were a kid? 3. When was the first time that you had alcohol? 4. What is your worst dating experience? 5. What is the craziest thing you have ever done? 6. Name one thing that not many people know about you. 7. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death? 8. Do you have any phobias? 9. Name three countries you would like to visit. 10. If your house was on fire and you could grab only 3 things before leaving, what would they be? 11. Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets? 12. Do you believe in the paranormal? 13. What would be your dream job? 

14. If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be? 15. If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to? 16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? 17. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left. 18. What crazy activities do you dream of trying someday?

19. If you could go on a road trip with any person (dead or alive), who would you choose and where would you go? 20. Any tattoos or pierced body parts? 21. What’s your favorite color? 22. What is your favorite flower? 23. What is on your bedside table? 24. What was your best Halloween costume for Halloween? 25. If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be? 26. Are you a morning or night person? 27. Name a singer whose voice you can’t stand. 28. If you were to perform in the circus, what would you do? 29. What do you remember about your high school prom? 30. What’s your favorite holiday? 31. Have you ever been mentioned in a newspaper? 32. Have you ever gone skinny dipping or streaking? 33. What body part do you get caught staring at? 34. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic? 35. What is your most treasured possession? 36. Adult Beverage of choice? 37. What is your favorite food? 38. Can you fake any accents? 39. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 40. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? 41. If you had to live under the sea what kind of an animal would you be? 42. Most hated chore on the household chore list? 43. In life who has had the most influence on you? 44. If you were to perform in the circus, what would you do? 45. If you could be one kind of beer which one would you be and why? 46. What extremely difficult life situation have you overcome and how did you do it? 47. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you? 48. If you could choose, how would you want to die? 49. If you could change the world what would you do? 50. Name 1 thing you love about being an adult 51. Which would you rather have, $50,000 or true love? 52. Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53. What song always makes you happy when you hear it? 54. Who’s the funniest person you know? 55. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? 56. How big is your bed? 57. What is the wallpaper on your cellphone? 58. What’s the first thing you thought about this morning? 59. Are you afraid of the dark? 60. 3 things you cannot live without? 61. Favorite song? 62. Are you a giver or a taker? 63. Virgin or not? 64. Are you very sarcastic? 65. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? 66. Which you favorite icecream flavor? 67. What was the last drink you drank? 68. Do you prefer hugs or kisses? 69. Have you ever gone cow-tipping? 70. Do you like to sing in the shower? 71. What’s your favorite midnight snack? 72. Whats your favorite movie? 73. Have you ever gambled at a casino? 74. Have you thrown up in a car? 75. Do you scream on roller coasters? 76. When did you go to your first funeral? 77. Where did you go on your first airplane ride? 78. Whats your favorite season? 79. Who was your imaginary friend? 80. Date someone older or younger? 81. If you don’t know the words to a song do you improvise? 82. What turns you on about the opposite sex? 83. What turns you off about the opposite sex? 84. What scares you the most and why? 85. What do you do in your free time? 86. Name 3 things in nature you find most beautiful? 87. Tell me about something you really regret? 88. Tell me about your favorite book, magazine or comic? 89. Something or someone you miss the most from childhood? 90. Your best friend dies, what would you do? 91. What is your zodiac sign? 92. Name a couple of T.V. shows you watch a lot? 93. Name a movie or movies you can watch over and over? 94. Would you ever go skinny dipping? 95. Have you been told you can sing well more than once? 96. What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had? 97. What were you doing the last time you really had a good laugh? 98. What is your happiest childhood memory? 99. If you could take a one month trip anywhere and money was not a consideration, where would you go? 100. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

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the-ty-blackburn:

At three months? Wow that’s pretty young, I can definitely see how that would be troublesome. We brought this teething gel from the chemist and it works wonders, they have them flavored so they don’t try to spit it out

I mean everyone keeps saying that, but I guess it’s pretty normal in the Gomez family, both my nieces started teething at like three months. I’ll tell Justin, because she just looks like she’s in pain, and I feel so bad because there’s really nothing we can do to help her.

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bbymama-lolo:

Honestly, I have been nothing to nothing but Selena’s new album and I think I got the little man into it. He keeps smiling when I start playing one of her songs.

Awh, you’re so sweet, thanks Lauren!

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text: my king. ♥

justin: knocking out sounds great rn

justin: pRAISE THE LAWD ABOVE FOR THIS MOMENT.

justin: are you naked?

selena: stop it, it's the first time all day we've gotten to spend some quality time together. NO SLEEP

selena: I KNOW, THANK YOU JESUS.

selena: currently yes, but it's because i'm looking for a bathing suit.