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why is that one post of mine blowing the fuck up. i made it in september of last year what

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I love you selfshippers with niche f/os. I love you selfshippers with f/os that make people go "why them, of all people?" I love you selfshippers with f/os that people do not understand. it's beautiful

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for anyone who may need to hear it right now;

post that art of your selfship. publish the fanfic, write the imagine, fill out the templates. it's okay !!! you're allowed to have fun !!! you're allowed to love your f/o without feeling guilty or bad or weird !!! have fun !!! be happy :D your f/os love u

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Imagine showing your f/o a drawing you made of them!

They're first reaction is probably amazement, you drew that? For them? They don't know what to say! They're likely too flattered at first to say anything.

But once they've gotten over their shock they can't stop the compliments! Doesn't matter if it's a gorgeous painting or a simple doodle, they're so incredibly taken by it that they won't shut up. From the colors to the form they can and will find every speck and detail to gush over!

But what makes them most happy isn't just that it's a drawing of them, but that it's a drawing of them by YOU! You gave them this, took the time out of your day to pick up a pencil and draw them? They feel so incredibly honored! They don't even know how to begin to thank you but they try their best. (And maybe try their hand at drawing you in return) <3

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Your F/O is haunted with the wanting of you. Half-mad with desire. Filled with a terrible and insatiable yearning that only your nearness can soothe.

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Transmasc selfshippers, stop what you’re doing and listen closely!! This one’s for you!!

Imagine your F/O seeing you for the first time in a while, hugging you tight or cupping your face and murmuring;

“There’s my boy…”

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"Can you let your f/o and s/i oc be happy for once?" NO!!!!!! SELFSHIP ANGST GO 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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if you think it feels embarrassing or cringe to get excited and giddy about ur f/os… you shouldn’t, because ACTUALLY— i saw ur f/o giggling and kicking their feet while looking at pictures of you SO…

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The return of a bunch of random F/O thoughts!

Strong, tough, hardened F/Os clumsily navigating being softer and gentle when it comes to you and while they don’t always get it *quite* right, they’re doing their damn best, for you

F/Os who’s hands are bigger than your head cupping your face, that’s all just think about that

F/Os that’re that sameish height as you both sharing clothes and stealing clothes from the other

Different species F/Os carefully navigating their own species-specific romance/friendship rituals and trying to balance them with what you’re more used to, practically melting on the spot the first time you reciprocate in their way instead

Pulling taller F/Os down by their shirt collar or hair to prove a point and just watching them turn every shade of red possible

Honestly just being the one to fluster your F/Os and being the one to make them blush in general is so good

F/Os teaching you something, like fighting stances or archery or magic etc, and getting VERY close to correct your form and fix your stance as you try not to let your flusteredness show

Platonic F/Os literally being the most unhelpful people possible when it comes to you and your Romo!FOs and giving you enthusiastic thumbs up in the background of some shenanigans (much to your exasperation)

Platonic FOs knowing more about you than anyone else and practically materializing at your go-to spots when they hear even a whisper that you might be upset because they know exactly where you go, and hey, they brought snacks!

Platonic FOs who genuinely enjoy being “person C” and you, you and your romo!FOs are their favorite soap opera. They’re not gonna let you two have any big misunderstandings bc they care about y’all but they also are NOT helping with you lovestruck bozos because this mutual pining shit is hilarious and they’re getting both sides

Listen, listen to me. Being part of Strong F/Os exercise routine even if you don’t work out by laying on their back while they’re doing push-ups or letting them lift you and stuff like that. Ough

F/Os giving you a back massage, need I say more

FOs who are in LOVE with the fact that you could beat them up and choose not too, FOs that go STARRY-EYED over watching you kick ass, FOs who ask you to help THEM learn to fight better, FOs that can’t fight or cast magic or dodge for SHIT

FOs that you could pick up by their scruff and shake them and you just hear their one braincell bouncing around in their brain like a screensaver logo

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get off dating apps. the love of your life is from a video game!

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Me functioning by pretending I’m married to a fictional character.

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Hey! Uh, this is a reminder for nonsharing selfshippers that is COMPLETELY ALRIGHT to not share your f/os, they are yours only and they love you very, very much! We really are God's greatest soldiers frfr dont let anyone say otherwise, its totally okay to be possessive of your f/os, just don't harass anyone for having the same as you, thats not cool at all, anyways, keep rocking guys, stay safe from any harassment, if anyone says you're delusional, stick out your toungue and bonk them in the heads.

You're valid if you treat your f/os like real partners, they are!

You're valid if you feel a deep care for your f/os and feel uncomfortable on the thought of then with anyone but you.

You're valid if you block doubles for your own mental health and comfort.

You're valid if you feel possesive of your f/os and want them all to yourself.

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imagine showing your f/o some of the games you used to play as a kid! even if they don't like video games, just having them watch you play them.

"yea, I mean, Minecraft is way different now than it was when I was little. like there wasn't even different variations of wood planks back then"

"see, look, sims 2 is like, the best sims game in comparison to every other sims game. I loved it a lot when I was a kid."

or maybe you preferred tabletop games as a kid?

"seriously, literally no one plays shoots and ladders anymore. I really liked it."

"I used to play card games all the time, like old maid. want me to show you how?"

and maybe they don't like games, but they indulge you, because they love hearing about the things you used to enjoy.

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Imagine your f/o waking up briefly to move towards you again, needing to be near you in a half awake state. They can't help but put all of their tired weight on you, or drape their arm over you. They'll fall back asleep in seconds, more at ease now that they can feel you there.