august | he/him | 22 | art tag is #august draws | fantasy enjoyer, comic enthusiast, and gayboy extraordinaire
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I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.
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POV: you went diving at night and spotted Ordovician nautiloids feasting on a eurypterid carcass, after a while the commotion has attracted the giants, Endoceratids slowly creeping into view
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I might have a new fav elden ring weapon (sound important :))
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aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger
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Sword, Korea, 17th-19th century
from The National Museum of Korea
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*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does
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Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
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you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?
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i take my mouthguard off and quickly put it back on. my teeth glint in the light. my enemy chokes and slides apart, cleanly bit in half
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it makes me laugh that hozier was like the first time that you kissed me i drank dry the river lethe. really the whole river. what about the rest of us who wanted to forget
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brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?
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