she/he/bun/🐇 💖 i love my zucchini (@haemosexuality) 💖 i am both joking and serious at all times 💖
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unus annus is practically a fetish channel
kay is forcing me to look at markiplier naked
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failwife x failwife
#who knew putting 2 autistic depressed mfs in a room together wouldnt end well <- my joke that i made myself#//
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“standard dni” in bios is funny to me. i keep thinking about the idea of a designated class of people that goes around tumblr knowing they’re not supposed to interact with posts
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look at the mug @semtitulo got me #myawesomemug
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well that is just. odd
quoted "need sucky sucky now mommy" and she didn't know it
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my name is dess
mom
i want some baseball
dess
that is my name
dess
i want another
dess
wheres my guitar
im running out on the road
there is a truck
and it is going to hit
me
[SCREAMS]
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3. it is strictly forbidden to mention 9/11
future house rules
1. no vocal stimming after midnight
2. do NOT go slug mode
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STAWPPP MY JOAKE
my name is dess
mom
i want some baseball
dess
that is my name
dess
i want another
dess
wheres my guitar
im running out on the road
there is a truck
and it is going to hit
me
[SCREAMS]
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how they usually are (inspired by @crowberri's post)
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are you people aware that like 50% of finn's original posts from the last week are just jokes ive made to her, word-for-word
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future house rules
1. no vocal stimming after midnight
2. do NOT go slug mode
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She beat Garry Kasparov four times but he paid the mainstream media to cover it up. Photo from my collection, no date. ♟️
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